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  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

    To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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    True. But wrapping it in foil will not help with that.

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      PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!

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        Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

        If not, we need one.

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        c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something

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          Entirely seriously:

          I once dated a person with diagnosed schizophrenia.

          Obviously I cannot diagnose someone from their truck alone, but my first thought here is that this person is convinced their dog is being fucked with by their 'handlers' or 'gang stalkers', who have magic nonsense technology and tens of millions of dollars dedicated to fuck with him and his dog in particular, capable of using some kind of DEW to project thoughts and memories and voices into their had, beam cancer at their dog, etc.

          ... Or, that is my own CPTSD from having had a fairly longterm relationship with a schizophrenic talking.

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          I think it’s a poorly worded theory that dogs with colon cancer lick their buts and then lick you, giving you colon cancer.

          Possibly they heard about the Tasmanian devils with cancer on their faces that spread by biting each other. Or possibly they know about HPV and cervical cancer and extrapolated from there.

          It’s hard to say, but if they’ve had colon cancer and it’s been traumatic, I can understand wanting to get a message out. If you don’t have the education to do it other ways, mailbox letters on your truck probably make sense.

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            "These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I'm going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world"

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              Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

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                Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

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                Damn, I just have hamster piss on a paper.

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                  Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

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                  Is it a name I'd call someone or something I'd yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, "What the cancer dog!?" I can't say it's my favorite profanity.

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                    Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.

                    But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?

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                    It's called the immortal dog. Same thing is happening to tasmanian devils right now, the devil's tumor evolved in the 1980s and has been jumping from one devil to the next since then.

                    The interesting thing about the immortal dog (canine Transmissible Venereal Tumor, CTVT) is that is has continued to evolve and become an ever more efficient parasite. This is a stark reminder that evolution is something that happens to genes, not to organisms.

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                    • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.comP [email protected]

                      The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.

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                      I mean... there is an argument to be made that... genetically... hell, cladistically, the cancer is a dog. It's just... a very special one?

                      This absolutely stretches our understanding of what is a dog and maybe even what is a life form. Maybe we should start looking even at viruses as forms of life. In the end the only distinguishing factor might be if it has inheritable properties which are subject to evolution

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                        I mean... there is an argument to be made that... genetically... hell, cladistically, the cancer is a dog. It's just... a very special one?

                        This absolutely stretches our understanding of what is a dog and maybe even what is a life form. Maybe we should start looking even at viruses as forms of life. In the end the only distinguishing factor might be if it has inheritable properties which are subject to evolution

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                        Yeah, life is weird! Viruses are life forms in my view.

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                          This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

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                          The Feline Propaganda Macine

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                          • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                            Is it a name I'd call someone or something I'd yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, "What the cancer dog!?" I can't say it's my favorite profanity.

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                            No it's a name you call somebody, but only if someone really hurt you or screwed you over.

                            When you hurt you toe you might say teering or tyfus (tbc, typhus)

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