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  • pugjesus@lemmy.worldP [email protected]
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    This is anti-dog propaganda being spread by cats.

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      Speling is a cancre. Ie'm the cuer.

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        Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

        If not, we need one.

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        • buboscandiacus@mander.xyzB [email protected]

          Like this ?

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          You take that back 😭

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            The full quote didn't fit on the tailgate:

            "While the general population is commonly exposed to animal viruses and bacteria, many of which are known to cause cancer in animals, the etiologic role of these exposures in human cancer remains speculative. For example, animal oncoviruses generally are species specific and do not infect or replicate easily in humans. Nevertheless, animal viruses conceivably may cause cancer in humans analogous to human and simian polyomaviruses causing tumors in non-permissive rodents. Epidemiologic studies to date have provided little evidence that animal viruses and bacteria cause human cancer. Future studies will need to address the complex nature of cancer taking into account multiple interacting risk factors, and perhaps a non-stationary stochastic risk that contradicts conventional research design. The latter may be especially true given the waxing and waning behavior of viruses and bacteria. The same infectious agent may present and react differently depending on a host of factors including geography, seasonal variation and climate, population density, and herd immunity. Travel, hygiene, and cultural variation in food consumption and preparation among individuals further complicate the epidemiologic study in this field."

            https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3923154/#%3A~%3Atext=Conclusion%2Cepidemiologic+study+in+this+field

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              #70

              Whoever keeps a dog, except a dog for herding livestock or a dog that is trained for hunting, will have two qiraats deducted from his reward each day.

              I volunteered at a college food bank once, and one of the volunteers brought her dog along. A Muslim grad student who was a client was kinda amazed - was talking a bunch about how he’d never pet a dog before. (He did happily pet the dog.)

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                At least they parked accordingly

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                  Untreated mental illness

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                  Entirely seriously:

                  I once dated a person with diagnosed schizophrenia.

                  Obviously I cannot diagnose someone from their truck alone, but my first thought here is that this person is convinced their dog is being fucked with by their 'handlers' or 'gang stalkers', who have magic nonsense technology and tens of millions of dollars dedicated to fuck with him and his dog in particular, capable of using some kind of DEW to project thoughts and memories and voices into their had, beam cancer at their dog, etc.

                  ... Or, that is my own CPTSD from having had a fairly longterm relationship with a schizophrenic talking.

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                    Untreated mental illness

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                    It's the American way

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                    • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                      To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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                      True. But wrapping it in foil will not help with that.

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                        PEEVERT! NO DOGS, CANCER IN THE HOUSE!

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                          Isn't there a community on Lemmy for this level of unhinged?

                          If not, we need one.

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                          c/SchizophreniaMobiles or something

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                            Entirely seriously:

                            I once dated a person with diagnosed schizophrenia.

                            Obviously I cannot diagnose someone from their truck alone, but my first thought here is that this person is convinced their dog is being fucked with by their 'handlers' or 'gang stalkers', who have magic nonsense technology and tens of millions of dollars dedicated to fuck with him and his dog in particular, capable of using some kind of DEW to project thoughts and memories and voices into their had, beam cancer at their dog, etc.

                            ... Or, that is my own CPTSD from having had a fairly longterm relationship with a schizophrenic talking.

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                            I think it’s a poorly worded theory that dogs with colon cancer lick their buts and then lick you, giving you colon cancer.

                            Possibly they heard about the Tasmanian devils with cancer on their faces that spread by biting each other. Or possibly they know about HPV and cervical cancer and extrapolated from there.

                            It’s hard to say, but if they’ve had colon cancer and it’s been traumatic, I can understand wanting to get a message out. If you don’t have the education to do it other ways, mailbox letters on your truck probably make sense.

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                              "These thoughts are too useful to just stay in my head, I'm going out to get some sticky letters so I can spread the message to the world"

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                                Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

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                                  Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

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                                  Damn, I just have hamster piss on a paper.

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                                    Cancer dog (kanker hond) is a very bad swear word in the Netherlands.

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                                    Is it a name I'd call someone or something I'd yell when I stub my toe? Or is it more like, "What the cancer dog!?" I can't say it's my favorite profanity.

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                                      Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.

                                      But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?

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                                      It's called the immortal dog. Same thing is happening to tasmanian devils right now, the devil's tumor evolved in the 1980s and has been jumping from one devil to the next since then.

                                      The interesting thing about the immortal dog (canine Transmissible Venereal Tumor, CTVT) is that is has continued to evolve and become an ever more efficient parasite. This is a stark reminder that evolution is something that happens to genes, not to organisms.

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                                      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.comP [email protected]

                                        The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.

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                                        I mean... there is an argument to be made that... genetically... hell, cladistically, the cancer is a dog. It's just... a very special one?

                                        This absolutely stretches our understanding of what is a dog and maybe even what is a life form. Maybe we should start looking even at viruses as forms of life. In the end the only distinguishing factor might be if it has inheritable properties which are subject to evolution

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                                          I mean... there is an argument to be made that... genetically... hell, cladistically, the cancer is a dog. It's just... a very special one?

                                          This absolutely stretches our understanding of what is a dog and maybe even what is a life form. Maybe we should start looking even at viruses as forms of life. In the end the only distinguishing factor might be if it has inheritable properties which are subject to evolution

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                                          Yeah, life is weird! Viruses are life forms in my view.

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