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Oranges? In this economy?

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  • I [email protected]

    Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use

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    yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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      yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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      Adults are all total creeps

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        I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

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        I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER

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          Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.

          bro what?

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          Male doctor

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          • macncheezus@lemmy.todayM [email protected]

            Because it's an orange shooting device, not a hedgehog shooting device. Duh.

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            We already have an orange shooting device at home ...

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              Photoshop I believe

              Source: TrueWagner

              https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kb
              
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              The images of the teens seem to be AI generated.

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                yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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                The goals being labeled "car driver", "website creator", and "male doctor" wasn't enough to make it obvious that they haven't studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?

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                  Oh, so he's committing crimes?

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                    Male doctor

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                    He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn't become a trans female doctor

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                      I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up

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                      userfriendly.org

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                      • H [email protected]

                        Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?

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                        Amateurs

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                          You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges... NO TEENS IN THE PARK!

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                            I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.

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                              yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep

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                              It's gotta be Obvious Plant

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                                He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  Well it's not false, except for the full-time regular use

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                                  I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.

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                                    I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.

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                                    You are technically correct

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      Most old men have them. Just ask one.

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                                      He said I could have it when I prise it from his cold dead fingers. Very nice of him, honestly I was expecting to have to pay for one.

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                                      • Q [email protected]

                                        It's gotta be Obvious Plant

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                                        Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.

                                        True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.

                                        This is more of a True Wagner situation.

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                                          He's actually saying "Noteins enspark" which is orcish for "Prevent Scurvy".

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                                          Geniuses are frequently misunderstood in their time.

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