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I am two of them

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  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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    🎶 'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring on it

    If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it 🎶

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      There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.

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      Nothing straight about me

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      • pp_boy_@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

        Nothing straight about me

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        Love the username too lmao

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          Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]
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            Lieber bi als nie.

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            • crazi_man@lemm.eeC [email protected]

              Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

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              Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.

              I’ll pass.

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                Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

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                Well at least it ain’t calamari

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                  Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                    Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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                      Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

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                      Off who?

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                        Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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                        Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham

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                          Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

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                          Fat guys like me.

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                            Is this Frank vom house party?

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                            • zakobjoa@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                              Lieber bi als nie.

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                              My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie' and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate

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                                All three of them at the same time 😳?

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                                  Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

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                                    Fat guys like me.

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                                    Nah man I already got those kind and they're not good enough, plus most fat guys don't have a very good figure

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                                      Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it

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                                        Fat guys like me.

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                                        If you're a big fat man, I'm a titty fan. And I'd love to see yours, too.

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                                          Apollo doesn’t show me post authors in my main feed but sometimes you just know a Stamets post.

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