I am two of them

[soupbrick@pawb.social]

There are two men inside you. You will not be able to walk straight tomorrow.

[crazi_man@lemm.ee]

Someone eating bitey food off a boner sounds risky and scary.

[rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

'Cause if you like it, then you should've put a ring on it

If you like it, then you should've put a ring on it

[pp_boy_@lemmy.world]

Nothing straight about me

[darksiderbun@lemmy.ca]

Love the username too lmao

[bishma@discuss.tchncs.de]

Could we swap to funions? Cold onion rings are gross and hot onion rings seem like a real problem (in context).

[zakobjoa@lemmy.world]

Lieber bi als nie.

[ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.world]

Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.

I’ll pass.

[budgetbandit@sh.itjust.works]

Well at least it ain’t calamari

[ceedoestrees@lemmy.world]

Girl here. I would eat free onion rings.

[kowowow@lemmy.ca]

Come on man at least let me try girls first, what else am I supposed to do with this attraction to breasts

[venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org]

Off who?

[venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org]

Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham

[toynbee@lemmy.world]

Fat guys like me.

[no_money_just_change@feddit.org]

Is this Frank vom house party?

[no_money_just_change@feddit.org]

My chemistry teacher allways said "ein bisschen bi schadet nie' and I am not sure if he was referring to bicarbonate

[match@pawb.social]

All three of them at the same time ?

[rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world]

Tell them they can get their own damn onion rings.

[kowowow@lemmy.ca]

Nah man I already got those kind and they're not good enough, plus most fat guys don't have a very good figure

[dragonborn3810@lemmy.world]

Ahh I love that I knew exactly who'd posted this the moment I read it