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    Get a squatty potty and it will flow with more ease

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      So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy's stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

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        No. We are not 12yo.

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          Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

          Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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            Ah yes. Feet formed by wearing too narrow shoes for years.

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                The poop stool at the side wasn't used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

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                  So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy's stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

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                  I always wondered how it got on the ceiling...

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                    Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

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                      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling...

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                      Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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                        Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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                          Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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                          Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here 😞

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                            Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here 😞

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                            I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

                            An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

                            This was then ofc reported as "noodles too spicy for sale" because that gets more clicks.

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                              Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here 😞

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                              These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

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                                Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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                                The 4x is where the real suffering is at

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                                  My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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                                    Get a squatty potty people!

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                                      Come on Ice Cream!

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                                        Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

                                        Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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                                        Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn't mean you're Squatty Potty-ing.

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                                          Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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