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    The poop stool at the side wasn't used. I call fake, that person just fell from the toilet and tries to cover up!

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      So this is how public bathrooms get shit all over the place. Home boy's stepping up like a skunk and spraying out of defense.

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      I always wondered how it got on the ceiling...

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        Every shitpost is a quality shitpost.

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          I always wondered how it got on the ceiling...

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          Oh that? Explosive diarrhea and someone from down under not yet accustomed to how things work on the northern hemisphere.

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            Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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            • tempus_fugit@midwest.socialT [email protected]

              Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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              Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here šŸ˜ž

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                Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here šŸ˜ž

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                I assume this was the same incorrectly reported news as elsewhere in Europe.

                An big batch of these were missing an EU-compliant warning about the level of spicyness, and was recalled to have a sticker put on to rectify this.

                This was then ofc reported as "noodles too spicy for sale" because that gets more clicks.

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                  Apparently they got banned here in the Netherlands because they were too spicy. I still see and bought them recently though so I think they might have reduced the spicyness, at least here šŸ˜ž

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                  These are apparently still vanilla on the spicy spectrum for Koreans.

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                    Me after forgetting why I swore these off.

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                    The 4x is where the real suffering is at

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                      My stomach on a random day for no particular reason. God I wish healthcare didnt suck ass here and wouldnt just write me off.

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                        Get a squatty potty people!

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                          Come on Ice Cream!

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                          • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.worksA [email protected]

                            Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

                            Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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                            Just because you keep your step stool next to the toilet doesn't mean you're Squatty Potty-ing.

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                              Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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                                Get a squatty potty people!

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                                I knew there had to be a better way to shit without pulling my pants down! Ordering mine now šŸ‘

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                                  Two words: Squatty Potty. Alternatively just eat oatmeal every day for breakfast.

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                                  There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                                    Fake for internet points. If it was real, the rug would be all scrunched up around the fingertips.

                                    Edit: also they have a stool, you'd see the imprint of that, not their feet

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                                    I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                                    I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                                      You know there's a just a sweaty shirt hanging on the across the shower curtain rod

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                                        I have that same stool (three, in fact), and they are all as tall as the bowl, not doable for squatty potty.

                                        I also have shorter ones that would work great. Kids come in all sizes.

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                                        So you're saying you have a stool stool?

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                                          There's even a step stool folded up right next to the toilet! Oatmeal is great though, especially with berries mixed in

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                                          Oatmeal is pig feed. At least thats what my Italian wife says. Won't touch it.

                                          Also, I'm not young. Do typical people really have this hard of a time shitting? I don't eat super well, but I can cut a log like a lumberjack. I sit, shit and split.

                                          Eat a veggie y'all.

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