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    Baseball like: give u three chances to hit this onion over that fence

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      In tennis, I'm pretty sure it's a lime.

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        football is all like "ew i don't want to touch this panda egg"

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          These are great ways to describe sports.

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            Golf: that egg didn't break, better go find it and try again

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              Curling: Let's play with some really clean rocks.

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                Tennis used to be played with a snowball.

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                  In tennis, I'm pretty sure it's a lime.

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                  Or a moldy lemon

                  Might explain why they don't want it

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                    Rugby be like "keep your filthy hands off my gourd!!"

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                      I will not take this lemon slander

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                        And baseball is a spitwad toss

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                          Hockey is like: "I hate you, goalie man, eat this hard disk of rubber imma hit at you with a club."

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