Sports
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Ice hockey be like “gimme de patty or I’ll beat you.”
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Fencing is fairly straight forward (and poke).
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Baseball like: give u three chances to hit this onion over that fence
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In tennis, I'm pretty sure it's a lime.
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football is all like "ew i don't want to touch this panda egg"
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These are great ways to describe sports.
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Golf: that egg didn't break, better go find it and try again
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Curling: Let's play with some really clean rocks.
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Tennis used to be played with a snowball.
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In tennis, I'm pretty sure it's a lime.
Or a moldy lemon
Might explain why they don't want it
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Rugby be like "keep your filthy hands off my gourd!!"
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I will not take this lemon slander
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And baseball is a spitwad toss
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Hockey is like: "I hate you, goalie man, eat this hard disk of rubber imma hit at you with a club."
