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    It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

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    I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

    The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

    They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

    I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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      Raw dogging development

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        It is extremely easy to use the internet without using google.

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          I still use emacs

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          This indecent has been reported

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            Wayland based tiling compositor

            https://github.com/hyprwm/Hyprland

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            Yeah my question is does this person and 40+ upvoters think using Hyprland is a sign someone is a competent software engineer?

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            • A [email protected]

              I use:

              • DuckDuckGo
              • Neovim
              • rusty dusty IdeaPad
              • Arch NixOS btw

              I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

              Am I also a psychopath?

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              #113

              I decided to try Cursor today (first time using any coding assistant) to refactor my sloppy NixOS config, and I'm really impressed to far. My config is so much cleaner and very well documented. It even has automated backups, a README.md, and CHANGELOG.md now!

              The cost has been ~$20 so far (I'm still tinkering with it).

              ETA: I also use Arch NixOS btw


              Edit 2: I asked it "how might I streamline my deployments a little?" It wrote some nicely polished scripts that use deploy-rs, and wrote some nice documentation for it.

              The script didn't work on first run, so I added the console output to the context and asked "what went wrong here?" It debugged and fixed the script, and updated the docs.

              I think this has been the most frictionless NixOS experience I've had so far

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                I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

                The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

                They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

                I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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                Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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                  This indecent has been reported

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                  Your disk quota shall be reduced by 100MB before redirecting you to ed

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                    It is extremely easy to use the internet without using google.

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                    Yeah, otherwise it would have been very hard before they came into being.

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                      I still use emacs

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                      It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

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                        Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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                        I really think you're being inconsiderate. Advertisers lose $0.02 per non-performing word. Don't you ever consider the shareholders???

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                          I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

                          The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

                          They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

                          I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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                          To be fair my wife is a smart lady, but she still thinks I'm invoking some arcane hacking magic when I'm messing around in the terminal.

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                            Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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                            I thought so too untill they threatened to call the police.

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                              Yeah, otherwise it would have been very hard before they came into being.

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                              Remember when the internet was more than like 5 websites?

                              Gen Z doesn't.

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                                If you're using arch, you shouldn't need man pages. Because you use arch, BTW.

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                                Wait, what? Arch has more comprehensive documentation than just about any other distro.

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                                  I can’t live without vim.

                                  Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

                                  Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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                                  Some of the plugins I find super useful for running stuff remotely, but man do I miss vim while I'm there.

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                                    It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

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                                    #124

                                    You mean a BOSS-nian?

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                                      Yeah my question is does this person and 40+ upvoters think using Hyprland is a sign someone is a competent software engineer?

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                                      #125

                                      Your question was "what?". Appreciate the follow-up question though.

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                                        imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

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                                          Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

                                          This is psycopathy?

                                          Having actual competence in one's field?

                                          Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

                                          EDIT:

                                          Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

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                                          This gives me "old man yelling at clouds" energy.

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