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  • sirico@feddit.ukS [email protected]

    This indecent has been reported

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    Your disk quota shall be reduced by 100MB before redirecting you to ed

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      It is extremely easy to use the internet without using google.

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      Yeah, otherwise it would have been very hard before they came into being.

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        I still use emacs

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        It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

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          Yay! Cencorship! I spent an extra 3 seconds focusing on the word psychopath trying to figure out what went wrong instead of reading it like a normal word. Isn’t that so much better than offending an algorithm with the letter ‘h’?

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          I really think you're being inconsiderate. Advertisers lose $0.02 per non-performing word. Don't you ever consider the shareholders???

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            I've done similar things in a coffee shop before, just working on my own code, and I have actually been 'politely' asked to leave by the staff.

            The staff evidently being a bunch of morons who thought I was... hacking into ... something?

            They didn't know what, but they were very concerned.

            I was unable to convince them I was not, because 'terminal' = 'hacking' to idiots who only know anything about computers via movies and tv shows.

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            To be fair my wife is a smart lady, but she still thinks I'm invoking some arcane hacking magic when I'm messing around in the terminal.

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              Oh my god that’s hilarious.

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              I thought so too untill they threatened to call the police.

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              • rhaedas@fedia.ioR [email protected]

                Yeah, otherwise it would have been very hard before they came into being.

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                Remember when the internet was more than like 5 websites?

                Gen Z doesn't.

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                  If you're using arch, you shouldn't need man pages. Because you use arch, BTW.

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                  Wait, what? Arch has more comprehensive documentation than just about any other distro.

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                    I can’t live without vim.

                    Sometimes I wander into vscode but it’s less productive for me.

                    Plus vscode has weird name inconsistencies (the app is called visual studio code, it’s branded as vscode, and the menu bar says Code), which is probably normal for Microsoft but unusual elsewhere.

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                    Some of the plugins I find super useful for running stuff remotely, but man do I miss vim while I'm there.

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                      It's a joke on a tweet about a guy spending a multi-hour flight just staring straight ahead.

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                      You mean a BOSS-nian?

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                        Yeah my question is does this person and 40+ upvoters think using Hyprland is a sign someone is a competent software engineer?

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                        Your question was "what?". Appreciate the follow-up question though.

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                          imagine programming on an electric computer. i exclusively generate punch cards for crank operated adding machines

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                            Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

                            This is psycopathy?

                            Having actual competence in one's field?

                            Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

                            EDIT:

                            Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

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                            This gives me "old man yelling at clouds" energy.

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                              It's a fine operating system, what editor do you use?

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                              Oh, many many of them.

                              Sometimes text-mode, sometimes fundamental-mode, sometimes picture-mode, tex-mode, ess-mode...

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                                Is this supposed to be a joke or have we truly gotten to the point where ... coding in a terminal via like hyprland or w/e, without relying on an what is basically an annoying tutorial character from a video game that acts as an assistant...

                                This is psycopathy?

                                Having actual competence in one's field?

                                Oh god we're all doomed, they'll soon be alternating between worshipping us demigods, or burning us at the stake.

                                EDIT:

                                Welp, I'm sure thats a good sign, lol.

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                                Knowledge and skill have now been demonised

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                                  This gives me "old man yelling at clouds" energy.

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                                  I quite literally yelled at the introduction of 'the cloud' as yet another stupid corpo buzzword.

                                  ...

                                  I was working at MSFT the first time someone hsd ever asked me if I had a 'cloud' backup.

                                  What? Do you mean a remote server, offsite?

                                  No, no, in the cloud!

                                  5 minutes of research later.

                                  Oh, so yes, you do mean on a remote server somewhere.

                                  No, no, in the cloud!

                                  head_desk.jpg

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                                  • S [email protected]

                                    What's that / mean?

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                                    In html you end a text style with a /

                                    So think of how you put an asterisk around words to bold / italicise them on sm. In html it would be <b>bold</b> or <i>italics</i>. The slash is an "end format" indicator

                                    So /s or /sarcasm means "end sarcasm" and indicates by reasoning that the previous statement was sarcasm.

                                    The diamond brackets got dropped because with them they were being interpreted as actual html commands on early forums

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                                      Yesterday I spent about 2 hours trying to get ChatGPT to walk me through the install process of putting Arch on a 2011 MacBook Air. It just wouldn’t work and the further along we got the harder it seemed and I really thought that using AI was necessary. I finally gave up and read the Arch Wiki and had it installed in under 45 minutes.

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                                        No future. Lmao

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                                          I use:

                                          • DuckDuckGo
                                          • Neovim
                                          • rusty dusty IdeaPad
                                          • Arch NixOS btw

                                          I don't read man pages but I read documentation.

                                          Am I also a psychopath?

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                                          I would not say that. I use a very old 13" Dell XPS laptop. I use Code-Server and duckduckgo. I have be known to program on my 7 year old android tablet with a bluetooth keyboard. For the most part I look at docs for JS modules as I write mostly in Python with Flask and use JS for responsiveness. Before anyone suggests something else I have to interface with a VERY old database that I wrote a webservice into through C#. I do realize there are other ways but python is my comfort point and the amount of backend processing makes it easier to use a "real" language. For my purposes it is plenty fast.

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