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  • E [email protected]

    Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

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    Looking into nature... No... No there are far weirder things than that.

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    • indibrony@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

      Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled "Liquid Death".

      What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!

      That product? The one named Liquid Death?

      ::: spoiler Do you want to know what it was?
      It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
      :::

      This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!

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      Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?

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      • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

        You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.

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        You haven’t lived till you fellated a thick milky udder.

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        • D [email protected]

          ...you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.

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          So do most other species.

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          • E [email protected]

            Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.

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            Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks

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            • alk@lemmy.blahaj.zoneA [email protected]

              IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.

              And it was originally created because drinking water isn't cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.

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              Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol

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              • B [email protected]

                Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol

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                I think it's more beer than coke. It's also for like drinking with friends and not standing out if you don't like alcohol but the rest do.

                Edit: maybe I should say also for alcohol rather than more for alcohol.

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.

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                  • okokimup@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                    Omg I haven't had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!

                    Edit: well fuck, it's sparkling water.

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                    They have normal water as well.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol

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                      "Only in America" meaning the United States or the Americas or just North America?

                      I'm asking because there is a city in Mexico that drinks more Coca-Cola than water.

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                      • F [email protected]

                        "Only in America" meaning the United States or the Americas or just North America?

                        I'm asking because there is a city in Mexico that drinks more Coca-Cola than water.

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                        Yeah, but at least they have high sugar warnings on their beverages, so it's likely nothing compared to what the US does with the only metric measured bottles available in the region (which are typically much cheaper too).

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                          It says right on the package.

                          High Vitamin D

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                          Between that and the "100% Grass" half-and-half next to it...I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

                          THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

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                          • okokimup@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                            Omg I haven't had canned water in 20+ years, that shit was amazing!

                            Edit: well fuck, it's sparkling water.

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                            What about boxed water?

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                            • N [email protected]

                              Calling udders "breasts" is pretty weird bro.

                              I like to call them "long nipples".

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                              Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer "mammary milk" to be technically correct?

                              Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?

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                                PLEASE DRINK ME

                                She nasty. I like it

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                                • F [email protected]

                                  "Only in America" meaning the United States or the Americas or just North America?

                                  I'm asking because there is a city in Mexico that drinks more Coca-Cola than water.

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                                  And who do you think used a lot money and political leverage to make that happen, hell coca cola even hired hit men to go after trade unionists, educate yourself

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                                  • J [email protected]

                                    Between that and the "100% Grass" half-and-half next to it...I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.

                                    THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.

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                                    I've done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It's a little barbaric but it does work.

                                    Better than expected too!

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      It's milk, but from bulls instead of cows.

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                                      Nut milk comes from male cows.

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                                      • O [email protected]

                                        Liquid Death isn't bottled, it's canned. They're whole gimmick is "death to plastic" which is a little ironic considering that aluminum cans have a plastic lining.

                                        Still, it's a great product. They've eliminated 99.9% of the plastic, so I think the slogan still works.

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                                        They have a plastic lining!?!? Crazy.

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                                          It is high in crowtein.

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