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I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!

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  • O [email protected]

    Pretty sure this is the real one:

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    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

      Here you go!

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      8 year olds, dude!

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        Well that's like your opinion, man

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          Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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            I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me

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            We've got a word for that: faith.

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            • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

              Here you go!

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              OVER THE LINE

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                Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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                Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                  It's nice to know that a thousand years from now we have right to repair.

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                      You missed Korean Jesus

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                        You missed Korean Jesus

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                        Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                          Where art thou money, Sanhedrin?

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                            You missed Korean Jesus

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                            Geez. Look at the cum gutters on him.

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                              Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

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                                We've got a word for that: faith.

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                                Of the heart.

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                                  Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                                  Workout regimen checks out.

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                                    IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO -HE IS-, WHAT MATTERS IS -WHAT HE SAID-!

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                                      Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                                      I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                        Reach out, touch faith...

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                                          I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                          Sounds nice

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