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I choose to believe, what I was programmed to believe!

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    I won't change my mind on anything, regardless of the facts that are set out before me

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    We've got a word for that: faith.

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    • nichehervielleicht@feddit.orgN [email protected]

      Here you go!

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      OVER THE LINE

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        Not just any toilet. The most disgusting toilet in all of Scotland.

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        Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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          It's nice to know that a thousand years from now we have right to repair.

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              You missed Korean Jesus

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                You missed Korean Jesus

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                Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                  Where art thou money, Sanhedrin?

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                    You missed Korean Jesus

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                    Geez. Look at the cum gutters on him.

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                      Ah yes, Skibidi Toilet: Origins

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                        We've got a word for that: faith.

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                        Of the heart.

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                          Each time you sin, He does one push up.

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                          Workout regimen checks out.

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                            IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO -HE IS-, WHAT MATTERS IS -WHAT HE SAID-!

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                              Don't judge a man. He really needed those suppositories.

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                              I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                Reach out, touch faith...

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                                  I fantasize about a massive pristine convenience. Brilliant gold taps, virginal white marble, a seat carved from ebony, a cistern full of Chanel no.5, and a flunky handing me pieces of raw silk toilet roll.

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                                  Sounds nice

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                                    Reach out, touch faith...

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                                    • ook@discuss.tchncs.deO [email protected]

                                      8 year olds, dude!

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                                      You said it, man.

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                                        You missed Korean Jesus

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                                        Gigachad

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