Age verification
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This is the song that never ends.
… Fuck you.
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Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??
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I'm gonna believe the other guy because it's funnier that way.
Can't argue with that
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They are the Gummy Bears!
wrote last edited by [email protected]Magic and mystery are part of their history
Along with the secret of gummyberry juice
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This doesn't work if you have ADHD:
Life is like a hurricane,
Here in, Duck-berg!
something something rhymes with cane,
It's a, duck-blur!
Let's solve a mystery,
or rewrite history!
Ducktales! Ooh ooAnd that's all I've got.
Racecars, lasers, airplanes
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I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.
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Thunder, thunder, thundercats [blank]
Please fill in the blank, sir.
HooOOOO!
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......woo hoo?
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Can't argue with that
In Australia, we call this a hoolerydoo
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Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??
wrote last edited by [email protected]I'd do the "The Nations of the World" but I put my back out last time.
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This doesn't work if you have ADHD:
Life is like a hurricane,
Here in, Duck-berg!
something something rhymes with cane,
It's a, duck-blur!
Let's solve a mystery,
or rewrite history!
Ducktales! Ooh ooAnd that's all I've got.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Every day I've been making!
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I'd do the "The Nations of the World" but I put my back out last time.
I put my back out getting out of bed.
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The verse of the Gummy Bears theme tune is just the Soviet Union National Anthem speeded up. Same chord sequence.
If you put the Gummy Bears lyrics and the English translation of the Soviet Anthem next to each other, the two sets of lyrics are pretty much interchangeable.
Commie Bears.
Enjoy
Brilliant! Did you figure that out yourself?!
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I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.
Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.
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This doesn't work if you have ADHD:
Life is like a hurricane,
Here in, Duck-berg!
something something rhymes with cane,
It's a, duck-blur!
Let's solve a mystery,
or rewrite history!
Ducktales! Ooh ooAnd that's all I've got.
Oh it's worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that's insanely inappropiate and overly violent.
Now we weren't racist or anything, it was the early 2000's we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn't think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn't normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn't give a shit at worst.
But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.
No I'm not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It's so bad I wouldn't post it if this were 4chan.
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HooOOOO!
Here's your beer.
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Brilliant! Did you figure that out yourself?!
I think so, but it was a long time ago! I think I was trying to play the anthem on piano, and whilst working it out, suddenly thought "this is just the Gummy Bears theme tune slowed down".
With some more talent, confidence and free time, I would have attempted to produce a recorded version in the last decade or so - but I never did, so if anyone else can, please do so. It's probably worth quite a few "Internet points"
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I put my back out getting out of bed.
I put your mom's back out getting into bed.
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No? Ducktales not good enough? Okay, then what about ....
Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should terrorize their neighborhood. But Heathcliff just won't be undone, playing pranks on every one.
How about Adventures of the Gummi Bears.
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Duck tales has had a reboot that has the same theme tune. It's no longer a useful form of age verification.
