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  • whoisearth@lemmy.caW [email protected]

    Gummy bears for me lol

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    The verse of the Gummy Bears theme tune is just the Soviet Union National Anthem speeded up. Same chord sequence.

    If you put the Gummy Bears lyrics and the English translation of the Soviet Anthem next to each other, the two sets of lyrics are pretty much interchangeable.

    Commie Bears.

    Enjoy 🙂

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      There was a rescue Rangers movie like 3 years ago

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      Counterpoint: No one remembers that.

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        If not, what about Darkwing Duck?

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        When there's trouble you call DW!

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          #90

          This doesn't work if you have ADHD:

          Life is like a hurricane,
          Here in, Duck-berg!
          something something rhymes with cane,
          It's a, duck-blur!
          Let's solve a mystery,
          or rewrite history!
          Ducktales! Ooh oo

          And that's all I've got.

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            This doesn't work if you have ADHD:

            Life is like a hurricane,
            Here in, Duck-berg!
            something something rhymes with cane,
            It's a, duck-blur!
            Let's solve a mystery,
            or rewrite history!
            Ducktales! Ooh oo

            And that's all I've got.

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            Fuck! I was singing that song after reading the post and I sang that fucking line right before reading your comment and now I can’t remember that part of the fucking song!

            The brain is fucking stupid.

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              This is the song that never ends.

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              … Fuck you.

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                Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??

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                  I'm gonna believe the other guy because it's funnier that way.

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                  Can't argue with that

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                  • tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.comT [email protected]

                    They are the Gummy Bears!

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                    #95

                    Magic and mystery are part of their history

                    Along with the secret of gummyberry juice

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                    • P [email protected]

                      This doesn't work if you have ADHD:

                      Life is like a hurricane,
                      Here in, Duck-berg!
                      something something rhymes with cane,
                      It's a, duck-blur!
                      Let's solve a mystery,
                      or rewrite history!
                      Ducktales! Ooh oo

                      And that's all I've got.

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                      #96

                      Racecars, lasers, airplanes

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                        I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.

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                          Thunder, thunder, thundercats [blank]

                          Please fill in the blank, sir.

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                          HooOOOO!

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                            ......woo hoo?

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                            • matty_r@programming.devM [email protected]

                              Can't argue with that

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                              In Australia, we call this a hoolerydoo

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                                Still not convinced? How about the Animaniacs theme song??

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                                I'd do the "The Nations of the World" but I put my back out last time.

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                                • P [email protected]

                                  This doesn't work if you have ADHD:

                                  Life is like a hurricane,
                                  Here in, Duck-berg!
                                  something something rhymes with cane,
                                  It's a, duck-blur!
                                  Let's solve a mystery,
                                  or rewrite history!
                                  Ducktales! Ooh oo

                                  And that's all I've got.

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                                  Every day I've been making!

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                                    I'd do the "The Nations of the World" but I put my back out last time.

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                                    I put my back out getting out of bed.

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      The verse of the Gummy Bears theme tune is just the Soviet Union National Anthem speeded up. Same chord sequence.

                                      If you put the Gummy Bears lyrics and the English translation of the Soviet Anthem next to each other, the two sets of lyrics are pretty much interchangeable.

                                      Commie Bears.

                                      Enjoy 🙂

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                                      Brilliant! Did you figure that out yourself?!

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                                        I tend to point at the grey in my beard, but they still ask.

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                                        Former Retail Worker Here: I got cussed out by a lot of senior citizens who thought I was fucking with them when I asked to see ID. I absolutely wasn't, the machine would not let me process a sale of alcohol unless I scanned in the ID. I didn't have a choice.

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                                          This doesn't work if you have ADHD:

                                          Life is like a hurricane,
                                          Here in, Duck-berg!
                                          something something rhymes with cane,
                                          It's a, duck-blur!
                                          Let's solve a mystery,
                                          or rewrite history!
                                          Ducktales! Ooh oo

                                          And that's all I've got.

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                                          Oh it's worse not only do I have ADHD, back when I was an edgy teenager a friend of mine made up a racist version that's insanely inappropiate and overly violent.

                                          Now we weren't racist or anything, it was the early 2000's we were bored, we thought shock humor was funny, and we didn't think anyone would think we were racist. Trump hadn't normalized Nazism, so people just thought you were being ironic at best or they just didn't give a shit at worst.

                                          But I think of his racist version when I think of Ducktales.

                                          No I'm not going to recite the lyrics for you, are you insane? It's so bad I wouldn't post it if this were 4chan.

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