Boss move
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The waiter: "Open your mouth."
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Where would you get asked? I want to be asked that! Sweet cheeses why has no one ever asked me that?
The funniest part about this is that I can’t think of a scenario where I would be asked this.
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Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.
Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?
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I've actually used the lines: "Just shy of what'll get you fired," and "Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions." to great effect.
I said "enough that you'll want me to take a turn at the grater" once, and while I did not get a turn, I was not disappointed.
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- No cheese then
- You think I'm worthless, that I don't deserve any cheese ?
- No, I think you deserve better, Sir !
Everyone stands out and starts clapping.
That cheese?
Albert Einstein
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Cue the waiter bringing an entire wheel of cheese and an assurance that more's on the way. And adding it to your bill.
Good
Now bring me more
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Wheel of cheese to the head
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Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?
Sysco is food.
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Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?
I had the wrong one in mind. It's Sysco.
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I didn't know it was snowing in Gloucestershire.
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a standard serving of three rubs
Which would also make for a thoroughly underwhelming massage.
Depends on who is doing the rubbing...
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Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.
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Sysco is food.
Cisco is telecom.Sisqó is the singer.
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The waiter: "Open your mouth."
Do you like cheesesticks?
