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  • B [email protected]

    Where would you get asked? I want to be asked that! Sweet cheeses why has no one ever asked me that?

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    The funniest part about this is that I can’t think of a scenario where I would be asked this.

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    • pat_riot@lemmy.todayP [email protected]

      Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.

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      Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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      • F [email protected]

        I've actually used the lines: "Just shy of what'll get you fired," and "Enough that you start to reconsider your decisions." to great effect.

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        I said "enough that you'll want me to take a turn at the grater" once, and while I did not get a turn, I was not disappointed.

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        • V [email protected]
          • No cheese then
          • You think I'm worthless, that I don't deserve any cheese ?
          • No, I think you deserve better, Sir !
            Everyone stands out and starts clapping.
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          That cheese?

          Albert Einstein

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          • cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

            Cue the waiter bringing an entire wheel of cheese and an assurance that more's on the way. And adding it to your bill.

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            Good

            Now bring me more

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              Wheel of cheese to the head

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              • B [email protected]

                Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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                Sysco is food.
                Cisco is telecom.

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                • B [email protected]

                  Wait, is it cisco, or sysco? Jesus, have I been reading the trucks' sides wrong this whole time?

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                  I had the wrong one in mind. It's Sysco.

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                    I didn't know it was snowing in Gloucestershire.

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                    • V [email protected]

                      a standard serving of three rubs

                      Which would also make for a thoroughly underwhelming massage.

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                      Depends on who is doing the rubbing...

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                      • ladybutterfly@piefed.blahaj.zoneL [email protected]
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                        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrIeP798hiQ

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                        • pat_riot@lemmy.todayP [email protected]

                          Or better yet, don't waste your money on a restaurant that's gonna sell you overpriced, preprepared Cisco trash. Cook a meal like a grownup.

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                            Sysco is food.
                            Cisco is telecom.

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                            Sisqó is the singer.

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                            • B [email protected]

                              The waiter: "Open your mouth."

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                              Do you like cheesesticks?

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