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  • C [email protected]

    Yeah as a trans woman it was bittersweet when my hips stopped fitting in men's jeans. They're sturdier with bigger pockets and way more (but not really) consistently sized.

    The problem in men's sizes is tolerances in fabric cutting as they stack more and more sheets per cut. Women's clothes do that while also playing calvinball.

    All this means rhat as a long legged skinny girl with thick thighs, biker's calves, and an ass I'd only trade while pant shopping, pant shopping is a long pain in the ass.

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    Big and Tall brands don't give waistband sizes often anymore in my experience. They just add xs to ls now

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    • blackmist@feddit.ukB [email protected]

      I wear size 34 cargo shorts.

      There is no point near my waist that is even close to a tape measured 34 inches.

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      The wonder of "relaxed fit"

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      • fizz@lemmy.nzF [email protected]

        Tailors are pretty affordable. Anyone can take clothes into a tailor and get them tailored to their body shape. Idk if bras are able to be adjusted though.

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        Sure, tailors are affordable, but can anybody really justify spending $80 for a tailored T-shirt? If you're a multi-millionaire maybe you can, and maybe your T-shirts feel absolutely great as a result.

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          Not just a women problem, my own jeans are 32. My workout pants are M, my work pants are size 50.

          Shoes should be standardized, i have pair of converse size 39 and a pair of nike jordan's (possibly fake, not sure got them as a gift from a friend) size 44. I'm usually a 42 or 42,5.

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            Just buy in Temu, they put these BS sizes but there's always a chart in cm so if you know your numbers you get it right.

            Same thing when I wanted Business shirts. Where I live it's all s m l bulshit. I went to Macy's online and they sell most brands by 3 measures I think, can't remember, it's collar size, arm length in inches. Well worth the international shipping fees for a week's worth of shirts. Now I mostly work from home, I think they'll last until I retire lol

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              I didn't even know they had gay sizes.

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              • merc@sh.itjust.worksM [email protected]

                Sure, tailors are affordable, but can anybody really justify spending $80 for a tailored T-shirt? If you're a multi-millionaire maybe you can, and maybe your T-shirts feel absolutely great as a result.

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                Its less than $20 and normally done on dresses, jackets, pants.

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                • C [email protected]

                  Yes, but men's clothes come with the other issues, too. I just started sewing my own pants because I couldn't find a pair that was in the right spot between good fit and style, affordability, quality and not being made under exploitive labour conditions.

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                  While that's certainly true, I don't think that doesn't apply to women's clothing as well nor does it change that women's clothing not having pockets is kinda bullshit, even though you can technically add your own after the fact.
                  It would be more of a "yes, but..." Situation if women's clothing that didn't have pockets always fit perfectly and hit all the criteria you mentioned. They have that problem and they don't get pockets.

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                    While that's certainly true, I don't think that doesn't apply to women's clothing as well nor does it change that women's clothing not having pockets is kinda bullshit, even though you can technically add your own after the fact.
                    It would be more of a "yes, but..." Situation if women's clothing that didn't have pockets always fit perfectly and hit all the criteria you mentioned. They have that problem and they don't get pockets.

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                    That's what I wrote though, sorry if that's not clear enough.

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                      It's not a women's problem it's just a clothing problem in general.

                      I was extremely upset the other day to find out that I need an extra large in shirts at this one store. Apparently in Next if you are tall you must also be fat other body types are impossible.

                      And yes I have also seen the same cut in the same store but two different colours be different sizes for the same declared size.

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                      • C [email protected]

                        Not just a women problem, my own jeans are 32. My workout pants are M, my work pants are size 50.

                        Shoes should be standardized, i have pair of converse size 39 and a pair of nike jordan's (possibly fake, not sure got them as a gift from a friend) size 44. I'm usually a 42 or 42,5.

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                        Oh so I know about the shoe one. The sizes are standardised in length but not in width so you can have narrow fit and need a larger length in one shoe, or wide fit and a shorter length in a different shoe.

                        So the shoes are standardised (sort of, Europe and the US have 2 different standardised systems), but the standard is so confusing it may as well not be a standard.

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                          Not limited to gender. I'm stronger built than the average man and have to live with too long XXL jeans with too less ass.

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                            The employee told me that there are tons of other men having the same problem at that store. Just because 80% of your customers wear L or larger doesn’t mean you shouldnt stock any inventory for the 20% that wear S or M.

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                            Oh, they are just minmaxing you out. I'm not in retail, but my manager always tells me to only go for the easy 80%

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                              It's not a women's problem it's just a clothing problem in general.

                              I was extremely upset the other day to find out that I need an extra large in shirts at this one store. Apparently in Next if you are tall you must also be fat other body types are impossible.

                              And yes I have also seen the same cut in the same store but two different colours be different sizes for the same declared size.

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                              Womens clothing tends to be worse as even more expensive clothes are sold by dress size or the generic small/medium large and only a limited number of items offer any build variations for an item. Next typically offer a petite and a tall range for some items, but not for all and they quite rare in high street retailers offering that.

                              Men you tend to find a waist, length, chest, neck measurement in cm/inches, which is far more useful. A lot, but not all, of trousers with actual measurement on them also offer different lengths, and in some cases different cuts (jeans are very good for this).

                              Nexts shirts, like a lot of high street fashion, have two broad ranges for men, casual and formal. The former is shit for sizing as its the small/medium rubbish that I wouldn't touch with a barge pole, not least because the arms are always too fucking narrow for my arms. The latter most definitely comes in a range of body fits and actual measurements.

                              The best clothing is sold by the actual measurements of the garment so you can actually compare against stuff that actually fits you. I typically get stuff tailored from there as I buy larger to fit my chest/shoulders and its too long. Its not expensive (about £15 for a t shirt) if you are not buying endless fast fashion garbage and buy stuff to last instead.

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                                i am simply too impatient to buy tight or normal fitting clothing - i just buy loose M or L everything and eyeball if it should be M or L, bonus points for drawstrings but i do also own belts so anything will do.

                                besides, finding a well fitting pair of jeans is borderline impossible for me, because: 1. i'm a guy 2. i'm short 3. i have a big ass. those 3 combined seemingly make me a mythical creature, clothes designers don't seem to even be capable of thinking to make jeans that'd fit me well.

                                jeans that fit my ass and are short enough? guess i don't get to have pockets (because i'd need to buy in the women's section)

                                guy design and big ass variant? baggy on the rest of my legs & now i need to cut them to walk

                                guy design & good lenghts for my legs? my ass doesn't fit

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                                  Not limited to gender. I'm stronger built than the average man and have to live with too long XXL jeans with too less ass.

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                                  I'm tall and thin. A pullover size M fits perfectly, but i need the arms of a L pullover. I have a Pullover size M that is bigger than my other L pullovers. I bought a Pullover size M with nice arms, but the rest is velly free. And that are not cheap chinese clothes where ut's notmal that an XL is a M. I just don't understand.

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                                    Not just a women problem, my own jeans are 32. My workout pants are M, my work pants are size 50.

                                    Shoes should be standardized, i have pair of converse size 39 and a pair of nike jordan's (possibly fake, not sure got them as a gift from a friend) size 44. I'm usually a 42 or 42,5.

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                                    For 20 years i buy pants size 32. They always fit. But yeah, somehow my work pants are size 46 to 48 for some reason. M is often to big on the waist and S is tiny.

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                                      Just buy in Temu, they put these BS sizes but there's always a chart in cm so if you know your numbers you get it right.

                                      Same thing when I wanted Business shirts. Where I live it's all s m l bulshit. I went to Macy's online and they sell most brands by 3 measures I think, can't remember, it's collar size, arm length in inches. Well worth the international shipping fees for a week's worth of shirts. Now I mostly work from home, I think they'll last until I retire lol

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                                      Support slave owners and fuck the planet is a wild suggestion.

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                                        The last time I went shopping for pants it took a fabric tape measure.

                                        Even as a guy, every pair was six to ten inches larger than listed in the waist.

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                                          Support slave owners and fuck the planet is a wild suggestion.

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                                          Thinking again, I'll grow my own cotton and assemble my own spinning thing to make yarn. I'll be back in a year.

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