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    The reward for 101% was getting 101% ya muppet. Does this idiot think people play games for intangible pointless achievements instead of having fun? It must fucking suck going through life needing an extra reward for doing something fun.

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      My parents had a pretty good stereo, and I loved to just listen to the water level soundtrack.

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      I was just listening to this set sooner today. After hitting hard for an hour, she close with the water level soundtrack (58:30).

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        You fucking idiot

        You absolute baffoon

        Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you

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          I always chose Diddy

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          I always feel like Diddy controls better than Donkey somehow (even though that's probably untrue), and the fact that he holds barrels in front means you can safely run forward into an enemy without getting hurt. That made all the difference to me as a kid.

          Plus he wears a cool hat!

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            I know this is rage bait, but DKC was fantastic. I remember when Blockbuster video held a contest where you could play a game, and if you had the best score in the entire store you could win free movie rentals for a year. And if you did good enough, you could qualify for a “The Wizard” style video game competition in California. I played the shit out of this game to practice for weeks. I learned all the spots where you could drop down a hole and instead of dying, you get some rewards. I went in to this blockbuster ready to get my family a year of free movie rentals and possibly a trip to California. The first hole I dropped down I died. They had a modified version of the game that didn’t have these secrets in it. I was entirely unprepared. I played my 3 turns and did pretty terrible. After we left the blockbuster my parents had to run into a store and I just waited in the car. I literally cried cause I was so disappointed in how bad I did.

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                I know this is rage bait, but DKC was fantastic. I remember when Blockbuster video held a contest where you could play a game, and if you had the best score in the entire store you could win free movie rentals for a year. And if you did good enough, you could qualify for a “The Wizard” style video game competition in California. I played the shit out of this game to practice for weeks. I learned all the spots where you could drop down a hole and instead of dying, you get some rewards. I went in to this blockbuster ready to get my family a year of free movie rentals and possibly a trip to California. The first hole I dropped down I died. They had a modified version of the game that didn’t have these secrets in it. I was entirely unprepared. I played my 3 turns and did pretty terrible. After we left the blockbuster my parents had to run into a store and I just waited in the car. I literally cried cause I was so disappointed in how bad I did.

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                What do you mean a modified version? What or the point of that if they are sending people to a contest after? Unfair.

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                  I mean, other types of displays definitely existed.

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                  In that era you had CRTs or Rear Projection TVs.

                  Rear Projection was bigger (55" 4:3) but often times was susceptible to burn-in and had a worse quality picture compared to a CRT

                  Before LCDs it was plasma which until the the late 2000s had more technical advantages over LCD
                  Refresh rate, contrast. LCDs couldn't really match them until the 2010s
                  (I never had a plasma display though so I don't fully understand plasma)

                  DLP was a thing and could get up to and over 80" while maintaining quality but DLP could not be wall mounted as they were quite big like rear projection screens

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                    What do you mean a modified version? What or the point of that if they are sending people to a contest after? Unfair.

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                    There's a 1.2 version that fixed several bugs and glitches, including at least one warp

                    Edit:
                    Actually, this completely checks out! https://www.mariowiki.com/Donkey_Kong_Country_Competition_Cartridge

                    The actual game consists of a few select levels from Donkey Kong Country with the addition of a point counter and a few minor tweaks to encourage scoring, the goal being to score as many points as possible. The tree house and banana cave at the start of Jungle Hijinxs have been disabled, and all of the animal tokens in the early levels have been replaced with Banana Bunches, making it impossible to reach the bonus round without the usage of a cheating device

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                      Soundtrack is pretty good I guess?

                      Invalid opinion. Soundtrack is peak.

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                        Soundtrack is pretty good I guess?

                        Invalid opinion. Soundtrack is peak.

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                        One of my favorite albums of all time is the soundtrack to globulous, a sphere based tetris clone for early iphones which has since been discontinued. I've never played it, never will, the soundtrack is a stand alone journey! I would put Globulous OST up there with Enigma MCMXC a.D.

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                        • sanctus@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          You fucking idiot

                          You absolute baffoon

                          Donkey Kong Country let 2nd player play at the same time as you

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                          Yes, but... how likely do you think it is that Anon has even one friend?

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                            No pre-order bonus

                            No battle pass

                            not even skins

                            Video game disregarded.

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                              The reward for 101% was getting 101% ya muppet. Does this idiot think people play games for intangible pointless achievements instead of having fun? It must fucking suck going through life needing an extra reward for doing something fun.

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                              https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbox-360-kid

                              This meme is almost 20 years old

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                                There's a 1.2 version that fixed several bugs and glitches, including at least one warp

                                Edit:
                                Actually, this completely checks out! https://www.mariowiki.com/Donkey_Kong_Country_Competition_Cartridge

                                The actual game consists of a few select levels from Donkey Kong Country with the addition of a point counter and a few minor tweaks to encourage scoring, the goal being to score as many points as possible. The tree house and banana cave at the start of Jungle Hijinxs have been disabled, and all of the animal tokens in the early levels have been replaced with Banana Bunches, making it impossible to reach the bonus round without the usage of a cheating device

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                                TIL! At least they used the same version for everyone, including the later competition.

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                                  I always feel like Diddy controls better than Donkey somehow (even though that's probably untrue), and the fact that he holds barrels in front means you can safely run forward into an enemy without getting hurt. That made all the difference to me as a kid.

                                  Plus he wears a cool hat!

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                                  Diddy all day. His cartwheel felt so much snappier than Donkey's roll. I felt like I could jump farther with him.

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                                    I remember the reviews of the first re release for the GBA, they were similar to this one from 4chan.

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                                      The reward for 101% was getting 101% ya muppet. Does this idiot think people play games for intangible pointless achievements instead of having fun? It must fucking suck going through life needing an extra reward for doing something fun.

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                                      Meanwhile, the reward for 100%ing a game in 2025 is… a ribbon on your Steam account.

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                                        Admittedly, this game doesn't look particularly good on a CRT, either.

                                        The hype about the visuals being "3D" was so weird and misinformed, and you could absolutely tell at the time.

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                                        It was pseudo-3D, I remember reading an article about how they made the sprites, but can't find that... wikipedia has

                                        Donkey Kong Country was one of the first games for a mainstream home video game console to use pre-rendered 3D graphics

                                        and they used SGI workstations to create the models and animations before compressing/converting them to 2D sprites

                                        Rare invested their NES profit in Silicon Graphics, Inc. (SGI) Challenge workstations with Alias rendering software to render 3D models. It was a significant risk, as each workstation cost £80,000.

                                        (sharing bc I thought that's a crazy amount of money for 1992)

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                                          has Diddy

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