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What do you call your production branch?

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  • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]
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    "fuck it, it''s friday"

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      Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

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      How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

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        🤔 for master

        šŸ‘½ for test

        šŸ’© for dev

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          Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

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          Never merge. Only cherry pick.

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            Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

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            You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

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              Production made me lol

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                Looks like it died.

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                Live and let die?

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                • hellfire103@lemmy.caH [email protected]
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                  Uhh, Daddy, obviously.

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                    How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

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                    I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

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                      nowadays, mommy

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                        Our development branch is "working", then we have specific dated snapshots where we run our datasets through our programs.

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                          Production made me lol

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                          If you never pu5 anything into production then you never fail

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                            Production made me lol

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                            it's a one way ticket to having "who's on first?" problems

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                              It's master3. Don't question it!

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                                What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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                                  Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

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                                    Uhh, Daddy, obviously.

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                                    I only push and pull daddy.

                                    Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

                                    Both are great!

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                                      Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.

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                                        What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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                                        Joe who?

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                                          It's goshujin-sama

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