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What do you call your production branch?

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

    Looks like it died.

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    Live and let die?

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      Uhh, Daddy, obviously.

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        How have you survived in this world without exploding into a million little fiery merge conflicts?

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        I let the interns handle those. If they survive, they get bragging rights.

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          nowadays, mommy

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            Our development branch is "working", then we have specific dated snapshots where we run our datasets through our programs.

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              Production made me lol

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              If you never pu5 anything into production then you never fail

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                Production made me lol

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                it's a one way ticket to having "who's on first?" problems

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                  It's master3. Don't question it!

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                    What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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                      Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

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                        Uhh, Daddy, obviously.

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                        I only push and pull daddy.

                        Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

                        Both are great!

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                          Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.

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                            What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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                            Joe who?

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                              It's goshujin-sama

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                              • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                “live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.

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                                It's dead, Jim.

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                                  Joe who?

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                                  Joe mama

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                                    I only push and pull daddy.

                                    Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

                                    Both are great!

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                                    I’d npm run watch you git push origin daddy

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                                      What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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                                        Evolution names like "mammal".

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                                          up until i saw this post i always called it "main"
                                          it's sure as hell going to be "mommy" now

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