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What do you call your production branch?

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    Uhh, Daddy, obviously.

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    I only push and pull daddy.

    Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

    Both are great!

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      Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.

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        What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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        Joe who?

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          It's goshujin-sama

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          • mercano@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

            “live” didn’t make it onto the list, I see.

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            It's dead, Jim.

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              Joe who?

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              Joe mama

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                I only push and pull daddy.

                Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

                Both are great!

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                I’d npm run watch you git push origin daddy

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                • S [email protected]

                  What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

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                  _

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                    Evolution names like "mammal".

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                      up until i saw this post i always called it "main"
                      it's sure as hell going to be "mommy" now

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                        Main is QA. Production is release branches.

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                          smirnoffcarkeysandabeer

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                            Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

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                              qa.

                              All development happens in feature branches. Someone other than the original developer needs to build and test the feature on our development servers. If successful it gets merged into qa, where it gets built and tested against it qa servers. Production build are tags on qa.

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                                Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.

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                                  Develop should be Chaotic Evil.

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                                    Develop should be Chaotic Evil.

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                                    This is what is used where I work. I have never and will never understand why.

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                                      Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

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                                      Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

                                      Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

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                                        Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.

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                                        Even better

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                                        • rem26_art@fedia.ioR [email protected]

                                          nowadays, mommy

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                                          Used to be daddy but we don't talk about that, she's much happier post-transition

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