What do you call your production branch?

[ripcord@lemmy.world]

If you never pu5 anything into production then you never fail

[skullgrid@lemmy.world]

it's a one way ticket to having "who's on first?" problems

[genosseflosse@feddit.org]

It's master3. Don't question it!

[sheogorath@lemmy.world]

What about joe? Because the engineer who bootstrapped the project mistakenly put his name as the mainline branch and we realized it far too late during the lifecycle and the team decided to keep the branch name because it's hilarious.

[slazer2au@lemmy.world]

Chaotic Evil should be the current sha hash.

[untorquer@lemmy.world]

I only push and pull daddy.

Wait shit this is programming so i could probably push and pull mommy too.

Both are great!

[normalexit@lemmy.world]

Hey Linus did you merge my branch into mommy? I really want to get it out.

[unfortunateshort@lemmy.world]

Joe who?

[pelya@lemmy.world]

It's goshujin-sama

[leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

It's dead, Jim.

[raptorox@sh.itjust.works]

Joe mama

[marsza@lemmy.cafe]

I’d npm run watch you git push origin daddy

[monkdervierte@lemmy.zip]

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[monkdervierte@lemmy.zip]

Evolution names like "mammal".

[horse@lemmygrad.ml]

up until i saw this post i always called it "main"
it's sure as hell going to be "mommy" now

[nomecks@lemmy.ca]

Main is QA. Production is release branches.

[drunkanroot@sh.itjust.works]

smirnoffcarkeysandabeer

[midnitte@beehaw.org]

Feel like lawful evil fits better for master

[pohart@programming.dev]

qa.

All development happens in feature branches. Someone other than the original developer needs to build and test the feature on our development servers. If successful it gets merged into qa, where it gets built and tested against it qa servers. Production build are tags on qa.

[nigelfrobisher@aussie.zone]

Moab is “mouth over anus & balls”.