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    Reliance on external services to build and test code is absolutely braindead design

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    Sometimes our internal CI tools break and I can't build either. I think GitHub actions syntax is actually valid in forgejo as well so I don't really think it's a problem.

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    • S [email protected]

      Reliance on external services to build and test code is absolutely braindead design

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      absolutely braindead design

      You've clearly not worked at my company

      Azure devops and pipelines but only that and nothing more (not allowed to deploy to azure/microsoft stuff)

      ONLY deploy cf to Aws

      write primarily c# for all services, even our websites (iis 7, cshtml)

      only exception is a new mobile app which is written in React Native, but even that is more bloated than the windows 11 start menu. It's the only exception.

      Projects are generally so poorly maintained, we're still using bootstrap 4, outdated framework versions. I know personally there's a windows server 2003 chugging along somewhere.

      "we know about this (medium) bug/vuln, we can work around it. Just add this new feature to the codebase" but imagine this times 100. I quietly fix the bugs because i wouldn't be able to live with myself otherwise.

      the projects are 95% boiler plate for the simplest of tasks (curl a thing and pass it to another service has about 40 different classes), no processing...

      "Aws Q first" company where none of the developers actually get access to write code with. Explicitly forbidden from using copilot: "it'll use our code for their training"... right. Won't someone think of our flawless, industry standard code. Also, that's not how that works.

      security none existsnt. Aws security tools used to scream at you every time you open the aws console. Solution at the company was to restrict views to those pages so (most) people don't see the security/vuln reports. To get reports, you'd have to ask cybersec.

      most developers are in a constant state of burnout.

      There's more but i'd violate my NDA too much at that point.


      we're expected to hit 1/2 b gbp profit in couple years

      i think we, the developers at our company, are the biggest clowns in the entire IT industry. And yeah, we're reponsible for your gov ids & loan applications.

      ggwp

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      • savvywolf@pawb.socialS [email protected]

        ... Didn't they revoke the Minecraft licenses people purchased because they didn't manage to migrate their Mojang accounts to Microsoft accounts in a short amount of time?

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        On top of that, even if you did manage to migrate your account, the M$ Minecraft accounts get deleted without warning after some time (2 years?) of inactivity. Guess how I found that out.

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        • R [email protected]

          absolutely braindead design

          You've clearly not worked at my company

          Azure devops and pipelines but only that and nothing more (not allowed to deploy to azure/microsoft stuff)

          ONLY deploy cf to Aws

          write primarily c# for all services, even our websites (iis 7, cshtml)

          only exception is a new mobile app which is written in React Native, but even that is more bloated than the windows 11 start menu. It's the only exception.

          Projects are generally so poorly maintained, we're still using bootstrap 4, outdated framework versions. I know personally there's a windows server 2003 chugging along somewhere.

          "we know about this (medium) bug/vuln, we can work around it. Just add this new feature to the codebase" but imagine this times 100. I quietly fix the bugs because i wouldn't be able to live with myself otherwise.

          the projects are 95% boiler plate for the simplest of tasks (curl a thing and pass it to another service has about 40 different classes), no processing...

          "Aws Q first" company where none of the developers actually get access to write code with. Explicitly forbidden from using copilot: "it'll use our code for their training"... right. Won't someone think of our flawless, industry standard code. Also, that's not how that works.

          security none existsnt. Aws security tools used to scream at you every time you open the aws console. Solution at the company was to restrict views to those pages so (most) people don't see the security/vuln reports. To get reports, you'd have to ask cybersec.

          most developers are in a constant state of burnout.

          There's more but i'd violate my NDA too much at that point.


          we're expected to hit 1/2 b gbp profit in couple years

          i think we, the developers at our company, are the biggest clowns in the entire IT industry. And yeah, we're reponsible for your gov ids & loan applications.

          ggwp

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          security none existsnt. Aws security tools used to scream at you every time you open the aws console. Solution at the company was to restrict views to those pages so (most) people don't see the security/vuln reports. To get reports, you'd have to ask cybersec.

          Not going to lie, that is hilarious. And forget red flags, you have a whole squadron of semaphores right there.

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          • R [email protected]

            absolutely braindead design

            You've clearly not worked at my company

            Azure devops and pipelines but only that and nothing more (not allowed to deploy to azure/microsoft stuff)

            ONLY deploy cf to Aws

            write primarily c# for all services, even our websites (iis 7, cshtml)

            only exception is a new mobile app which is written in React Native, but even that is more bloated than the windows 11 start menu. It's the only exception.

            Projects are generally so poorly maintained, we're still using bootstrap 4, outdated framework versions. I know personally there's a windows server 2003 chugging along somewhere.

            "we know about this (medium) bug/vuln, we can work around it. Just add this new feature to the codebase" but imagine this times 100. I quietly fix the bugs because i wouldn't be able to live with myself otherwise.

            the projects are 95% boiler plate for the simplest of tasks (curl a thing and pass it to another service has about 40 different classes), no processing...

            "Aws Q first" company where none of the developers actually get access to write code with. Explicitly forbidden from using copilot: "it'll use our code for their training"... right. Won't someone think of our flawless, industry standard code. Also, that's not how that works.

            security none existsnt. Aws security tools used to scream at you every time you open the aws console. Solution at the company was to restrict views to those pages so (most) people don't see the security/vuln reports. To get reports, you'd have to ask cybersec.

            most developers are in a constant state of burnout.

            There's more but i'd violate my NDA too much at that point.


            we're expected to hit 1/2 b gbp profit in couple years

            i think we, the developers at our company, are the biggest clowns in the entire IT industry. And yeah, we're reponsible for your gov ids & loan applications.

            ggwp

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            Like I said, braindead

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            • savvywolf@pawb.socialS [email protected]

              ... Didn't they revoke the Minecraft licenses people purchased because they didn't manage to migrate their Mojang accounts to Microsoft accounts in a short amount of time?

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              Lost access to my OG account because I didn't find out about this until a month after it was too late.

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              • bleistift2@sopuli.xyzB [email protected]

                I marvel at the proficiency with which Microsoft tears down every piece of software it touches nowadays.

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                Look what they just did to Notepad!!!

                MONSTERS!!!!!

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                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                  https://www.githubstatus.com/

                  Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

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                  Someday soon: Claude is down

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                  • savvywolf@pawb.socialS [email protected]

                    ... Didn't they revoke the Minecraft licenses people purchased because they didn't manage to migrate their Mojang accounts to Microsoft accounts in a short amount of time?

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                    People were given three years to migrate, I wouldn't quite call that short

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                    • luciole@beehaw.orgL [email protected]

                      I haven’t played Minecraft for a while, but I was under the impression that Microsoft was progressively turning the Bedrock version into a microtransaction hellscape. If I’d have to reluctantly commend Microsoft for anything, I’d rather go for Visual Studio Code.

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                      Oh, yeah bedrock sucks. Java edition is still great though. And yes, VSCode is good as well.

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                      • S [email protected]

                        Oh yeah, Minecraft fans will tell you just how much they love their handling of it...

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                        As a Minecraft player, as long as they leave java edition alone I'm fine with it.

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                        • S [email protected]

                          Reliance on external services to build and test code is absolutely braindead design

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                          No, that's actually genius.

                          How else are you supposed to get random paid break-time, which the boss can't stop you from even if a crunch is going on?

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                          • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                            https://www.githubstatus.com/

                            Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

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                            What do they mean by "Carry On."?

                            It's already over. The guy in the left had both, the High Ground and the higher posture.

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                            • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                              https://www.githubstatus.com/

                              Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

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                              There's a reason we value the local development environment.

                              You can run everything locally, the only use for the cloud environment is for CD.

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                              • U [email protected]

                                What do they mean by "Carry On."?

                                It's already over. The guy in the left had both, the High Ground and the higher posture.

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                                He's liable to get top-heavy and just fall over. Guy on the right has a nice center of gravity.

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                                • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                  https://www.githubstatus.com/

                                  Edit: seems like they fixed it, it works for me

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                                  People forget git is a DVCS, you can send PRs to each other without relying on Github.

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                                  • aatube@kbin.melroy.orgA [email protected]

                                    Bedrock indeed, but you didn't even have Bedrock edition before Microsoft, so you can't really say MS fucked it over since it was always kinda bad. Java has been pretty nice and the "big content updates" direction under Microsoft really rejuvenated the game.

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                                    It's nice that they brought Minecraft to practically every device. It sucks that they didn't replicate redstone

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      a brief conversation:

                                      Cloud good, very good for dynamic sizing up and down.

                                      but sir we don't need to scale up and down for our business.

                                      but cloud good.

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                                      I'm worried that when the bean counters see the price difference between AWS and self hosted stuff they'll find AWS more expensive and we will have to deliver a year's work for 10 scaled agile teams again, but in our machines

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                                      • S [email protected]

                                        Reliance on external services to build and test code is absolutely braindead design

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                                        It's not like internal build servers are 100% reliable, scaleable and cheap though. Personally I've found cloud based build tools to be just a better experience as a dev.

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                                        • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

                                          People were given three years to migrate, I wouldn't quite call that short

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                                          People have absolutely taken a multi-year break from Minecraft before.

                                          Really though, why is there a time limit at all? Google still allows you to convert old Youtube accounts to Google accounts, why can't Microsoft do the same?

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