Go to wikihow and press on "random article". That is what you die doing. How do you die?
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerWhile searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (⊙_☉)
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerHow To Get More Views on a Facebook Video
God dammit
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I'll die trying to rekindle my relationship. So either sexed to death or an unsuccessful attempt at rekindling.
I think you're going to rekindle the house as well as the relationship.
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Step one: Post when zuck was skewing video counts to make people "pivot to video"
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer"How to quit a job over text (with examples)"
I hope someone tells my new job I've died!
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I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.
Dying is the opposite of seeking mental stimulation lol
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https://www.wikihow.com/Main-Page
Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerI got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for awhile.
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I got How to Get Bulbasaur in Pokémon Yellow, so I guess I should probably avoid that game for awhile.
Talk to the one dude in the second town with a happy Pikachu. Ez. I think that's it anyway.
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerIm gonna die from cleaning out my bathroom lmao "How to Clean Mold from Grout"
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Welp..
Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizer'How to treat a sprained neck'
So not sure if I'm the one with the neck injury or if I managed to get killed treating someone else
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I always suspected
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:RandomizerAw shit.
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UUUHHHHH
monday
inhales
I like coming here.
In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.
She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...
It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.
Nothing can.
It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.
My love is pure.
She's made to be mine.
"I want to be with her together."
tuesday
She just leaved the school to buy her meal.
Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.
She is so cute.
"I absoluetly want to be with her"
She seems to be alone right now.
"Is it my chance?"
Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.
Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.
Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.
Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"
Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.
"aww man"
I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.
Guys don't call the police it's for the thing
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"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"
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Direct link to the random button: https://wikihow.com/Special:Randomizerwell hmm, This could be interesting
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Getting punched in the throat while trying to wall thump somebody is peak physical comedy.
Praying for death by snu snu..
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MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.
