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    Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

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      Damn, that was an interesting read before sleep.

      But I still don't understand. Is it basically a mass of cancerous dog cells that just keep spreading around endlessly, nearly unchanged in the last ten thousand years? If so, can it even be considered a life form? Or a form of life at all?

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      The cancer cells are genetic clones of some dog's cancer from 11000 years ago. Yes, they're alive similarly to how your and my cells are alive. The cells themselves live, die and reproduce asexually. I'd say they constitute life forms, but I'm no biologist.

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        Here’s another theory, these people know exactly how crazy this looks. There’s some kind of secret online community where they share these pics of their own vehicles with each other. Then they find where other people online post their pics and laugh about what the reactions are.

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        Like this ?

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          Cancer Dog ^turd^

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            This is the only scientific journal I follow.

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            Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

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              Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss

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              All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.

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                Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.

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                  This is the only scientific journal I follow.

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                  "Proceedings from the Dog Turd", Elsevier, annual subscription cost: several arms and legs

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                    For sure. I see one in my town occasionally:

                    LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC

                    🙄

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                    Hell yeah 😎🎸

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                      All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.

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                      (For other school systems: in the US, 1st graders are usually 5 or 6 years old)

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                        This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

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                          This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".

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                          To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.

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                            Common emotional support truck owner

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                              Are you sure the driver is not a cat

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                                Are you sure the driver is not a cat

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                                It can't be ruled out

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                                  It can't be ruled out

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                                  It cat’n?

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                                    This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

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                                      This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.

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                                      I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.

                                      I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.

                                      I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.

                                      I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.

                                      I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.

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                                        This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.

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                                        That makes me sad, because it's probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing

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                                          Are you sure the driver is not a cat

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                                          Toonces?

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