NO DOGS IN HOUSE
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Do you know how to get reviewed and published? I have a paper on hamster piss
All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.
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Dogs can pass cancer to each other, due to genetic similarity. A similar occurrence wiped out something like 75% of Tasmanian Devils recently. Seems like a fun misunderstanding of a real phenomenon.
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This is the only scientific journal I follow.
"Proceedings from the Dog Turd", Elsevier, annual subscription cost: several arms and legs
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For sure. I see one in my town occasionally:
LIBERALS ARE DEMONIC
Hell yeah
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All you need to get published is a Silverado, some stickers, and someone with a first grade understanding of the English language. The review in this case comes after the publication.
(For other school systems: in the US, 1st graders are usually 5 or 6 years old)
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This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".
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This reminds me of working at KMart whenever the "tin foil hat" people would come in and ask if we had devices to "stop the government from hacking my TV".
wrote on last edited by [email protected]To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.
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Common emotional support truck owner
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Are you sure the driver is not a cat
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Are you sure the driver is not a cat
It can't be ruled out
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It can't be ruled out
wrote on last edited by [email protected]It cat’n?
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This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.
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This reminds me of when I was about 8 years old. I read online that vaccines are bad, and fluoride in the drinking water was part of some evil plot. I told everyone about it and it took about a day for me to realize how wrong I was. I was embarrassed for a while, but every time I see something like this I feel so lucky I developed critical thinking before it was too late.
I wish I hadn’t to be honest with you. I wish I could have carried on relating to my family, ignorant of the problems of this world.
I miss believing in ghosts. I miss the comfort I got praying as I walked through a dark room. I miss the live music at church a few times a week, the big tent revivals, believing I was seeing actual miracles when faith healers called someone up.
I miss that short window in life when the only things that I knew related directly to me and my community.
I don’t miss any of it enough to actually, honestly go back even if I could, but damn.
I’m just worked up because a stray cat got hit by a car. There’s something wrong with me, I swear haha. Sorry for this.
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This guy gets it, try to really dig into your conclusions before investigating anything & anytime someone provides good reasons they aren't actually true. Get really belligerent and obstinate when someone traps you with 'logical reasons' or 'convincing evidence'. Then you too can maintain an irrational childish perspective through adulthood & never have to challenge your beliefs or learn anything even slightly uncomfortable.
That makes me sad, because it's probably true. Someone he lived probably got cancer and he somehow in his brain connected it to the dog. Grief is a hell of a thing
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Are you sure the driver is not a cat
Toonces?
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I like to imagine this person taking the time to individually affix each of these letters to their Chevy Silverado
wrote on last edited by [email protected]That's the most beautiful part. This took time and effort.
Someone shopped for the letters they needed, for this. Maybe they made a second trip to the store when they ran out of "A".
Maybe they got the first message on there, and looked at it later and thought, "I need to be doing more to prevent dog butt cancer from spreading." And so they added more to the message.
Edit: And this comment of mine will probably be on display in a museum in 100 years, beside a caption explaining that I later died of entirely preventable dog butt cancer...
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Pervert no dogs cancer in house
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To be fair, the government is definitely hacking our TVs.
Tbf, they don't have to "hack" if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don't even need a warrant!)
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You "an" me ...
The Krusty Krab pizza,
Is the pizza,
For you an me,
The Krusty Krab pizza,
Is the pizza,
Free delivery.
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Tbf, they don't have to "hack" if they have backdoor access, or simply buy your data (and then they don't even need a warrant!)
I was using “hack” very loosely here but basically what I meant was backdoor and everything else Snowden warned us about.
