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  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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    #33

    Outpace toward what though? What is the goal?

    If it's just about the need to lobotomise an AI that is trained on super unhinged data, then yeah I guess the Musk Rat is right, but it's also the only one in the race though.

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      I have to admit though, getting two app updates per day through the Apple review process is an achievement. (He probably paid them.)

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      #34

      This was my thought, too. He's bleeding money that these other companies would rather hold onto.

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      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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        20+ updates of racist shit and fake news from facebook don't count

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        • M [email protected]

          I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately

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          #36

          Here’s 2 faults:

          1. Most people push a build once a week, because making a stable build usually has an engineer combining people’s work, and sometimes there’s conflicts in the merge.
          2. If you have a lot of bugs, you may need to patch more frequently.

          Either way, it’s a bad look. Doing stable daily pushes is good in development, not in a live environment like this.

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          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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            #37

            Elon just discovered CI/CD.

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            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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              #38

              Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.

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              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                wrote last edited by
                #39

                Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.

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                • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                  #40

                  I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too. 🤷‍♂️

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                  • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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                    #41

                    Not only a good idea, but indicative of positive growth.

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                      The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.

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                      #42

                      He's really done a great job at dispelling this image he had of being some kind of genius in the last couple of years.

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                      • G [email protected]

                        Merge Request 1472: Add comment

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                        #43

                        Quick! Ship it now!

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                          Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.

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                          #44

                          Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.

                          Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like
                          https://ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro

                          But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates

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                          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                            Well, of course daddy's gonna brag about his kid

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                            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                              does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

                              what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

                              he's so monumentally stupid

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                              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”

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                                  Merge Request 1472: Add comment

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                                  Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment

                                  Oh who are we kidding, they probably don't do merge requests, they just push to master.

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                                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                    #49

                                    It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.

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                                    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                      #50

                                      Grok is evolving

                                      ...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

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                                        Merge Request 1472: Add comment

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                                        Two of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.

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                                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                          Fuck he's so stupid

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