leading ai company
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
wrote last edited by [email protected]Why would you need to update the app? It should all run on their servers. This is indicative of poor and buggy app design.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
Turns out AI-written software needs lots of patches to keep up.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
wrote last edited by [email protected]I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too.
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Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.
Not only a good idea, but indicative of positive growth.
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The reason is so Elon Musk can make his stupid chart implying that more production releases means better in someway.
wrote last edited by [email protected]He's really done a great job at dispelling this image he had of being some kind of genius in the last couple of years.
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Merge Request 1472: Add commentQuick! Ship it now!
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Minor updates for bugfixes don’t require a real store review.
Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.
Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like
https://ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/introBut this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
Well, of course daddy's gonna brag about his kid
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?
what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.
he's so monumentally stupid
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”
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Merge Request 1472: Add commentwrote last edited by [email protected]Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment
Oh who are we kidding, they probably don't do merge requests, they just push to master.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
wrote last edited by [email protected]It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
Grok is evolving
...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?
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Merge Request 1472: Add commentTwo of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
Fuck he's so stupid
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders
Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!
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I can make bullshit graphs based on meaningless numbers too.
️Yeah but can you spew that nonsense at millions of people on your very own shitty platform? Gotta get on muskies level.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
Who's going to tell him?
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He's really done a great job at dispelling this image he had of being some kind of genius in the last couple of years.
He’s been doing that the whole time, he just finally got to an area more people online are experts in.
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i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god
wrote last edited by [email protected]Git commit -m "comments and grammar"
