leading ai company

[kautau@lemmy.world]

Any update that hits the App Store and increments a version number goes through the Apple review process.

Certain updates can be done on the fly with custom or third party solutions like
https://ionic.io/docs/appflow/deploy/intro

But this graph doesn’t make it clear if these updates are new binary app deployments or on the fly updates

[sam_bass@lemmy.world]

Well, of course daddy's gonna brag about his kid

[pyre@lemmy.world]

does it count as an "update" every time elon fucks with it to push some fresh nazi shit?

what a meaningless measure. why don't i update this app one byte at a time? i can say it's massively outpacing the competition by updating 20 thousand times in the last 4 minutes while the competition updated ZERO times, which means we're literally INFINITELY faster and by the end of the year we will have released millions of new versions.

he's so monumentally stupid

[criss_cross@lemmy.world]

All that’s missing is the linked in dweeb quoting this sayin “Elon is truly ahead in the AI Game!”

[jj4211@lemmy.world]

Merge request 1473: Remove extraneous comment

Oh who are we kidding, they probably don't do merge requests, they just push to master.

[mp3@piefed.ca]

It just has more vibe-coding bugs than the rest.

[sterile_technique@lemmy.world]

Grok is evolving

...as measured by the number of slurs it tells to minorities, or what?

[bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world]

Two of the updates are “new outfits for Ani”.

[db2@lemmy.world]

Fuck he's so stupid

[trashboat@midwest.social]

I can also rapidly publish bunk ass updates to my app to the App Store so that I can make a funny chart that impresses my shareholders

Like let me just add some random line breaks to my source and rebuild the app bundle. Look at that growth!

[bamboodpanda@lemmy.world]

Yeah but can you spew that nonsense at millions of people on your very own shitty platform? Gotta get on muskies level.

[ramenshaman@lemmy.world]

Who's going to tell him?

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

He’s been doing that the whole time, he just finally got to an area more people online are experts in.

[pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

[jonne@infosec.pub]

Yeah, I personally noticed when there was this whole Thai cave saga, but I'm sure there were signs for decades before that.

[soleinvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Racisms per minute (RPM)?

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

Since when does the update of the frontend equate to a better, more accurate, more efficient backend?

[raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world]

I knew the Apartheid shithead was dumb as fuck, but even "as fuck" isn't that dumb...

[rizzrustbolt@lemmy.world]

It's a turk, confirmed.

[hdnsmbt@lemmy.world]

If only the reddish bar is for "Number of iOS App Updates (Last 2 Weeks)", what are the other bars?