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      How do I unsee an image

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        that's untrue

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          Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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            that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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              Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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              I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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                that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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                  that's untrue

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                  Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                    How do I unsee an image

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                    Some sort of eye surgery

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                      How do I unsee an image

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                        Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                        “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                        It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                          Some sort of eye surgery

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                          That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                          Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                            The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

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                              Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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                              cleanpenis.fart

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                                I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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                                  “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                                  It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                                  Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                                    Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                      That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                                      Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                                      Some sort of existence surgery

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                                        Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                        Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                                          How do I unsee an image

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                                          this but in reverse
                                          brain no mor

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