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    How do I unsee an image

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      that's untrue

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        Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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            Does this mean I have never tasted a clean penis?

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            I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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            • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

              that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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              Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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              • independantiste@sh.itjust.worksI [email protected]

                that's untrue

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                Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                  How do I unsee an image

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                  Some sort of eye surgery

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                    How do I unsee an image

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                      Sure, but it wouldn't be as funny if it said "doesn't taste like clean penis"

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                      “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                      It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                        Some sort of eye surgery

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                        That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                        Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                          The "Phineas Gage Special" is not 100% effective.

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                            Cursed ball mouse that tastes like clean penis

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                            cleanpenis.fart

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                            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                              I wouldn't know, I've never tasted an avocado

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                                “Scientists discover avocado does not in fact taste like clean penis”

                                It would get a few clicks i reckon

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                                Only if extensive testing material was available to view.

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                                  Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                    That doesn't help, it's already in memory.

                                    Obviously the answer is suicide.

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                                    Some sort of existence surgery

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                                      Please don't do a blinded experiment

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                                      Please DO one. Taste only, no biting.

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                                        How do I unsee an image

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                                        this but in reverse
                                        brain no mor

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                                        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                          It's vintage, thank you

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