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it would be a better look

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    What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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    Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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      jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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        jesus has sus in it so that means G sus that means G sus is andrew tate and he is sus but whats sus about him . making people fool for his business

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        It's too early for this shit.

        Being that high, I mean.

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        • underpantsweevil@lemmy.worldU [email protected]

          Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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          Styrofoam boots

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            Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?

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            Supposedly was crucified upside down.

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              Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
              And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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              The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the "relic" angle of selling fragments to the believers

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                Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.

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                flip him upside down?

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                  Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
                  And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.

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                    true american dream

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                      If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

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                        To shreds you say

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                          It's too early for this shit.

                          Being that high, I mean.

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                          wake a nd bake bruh

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                            I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.

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                            and i could use it for my cigars! i'd have to start smoking

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                              What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

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                              Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?

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                                I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.

                                wearing a trebuchet on a chain

                                "Jesus was yeeted for your sins."

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                                  If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

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                                  A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.

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                                    What if he died by snu snu ?

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                                      Some christians do. There's a fork of the unification church.

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                                        A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.

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                                        Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

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                                          Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

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                                          All of them with their arms on the armrest and making an o-face before every meal would be pretty fun to watch.

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