it would be a better look
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Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.
Styrofoam boots
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Does this mean St Peter held his gun sideways?
Supposedly was crucified upside down.
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Too complicated. It would be a gold and diamond encrusted cartridge.
And we'd have enough holy relic fragments of the bullet which killed Jesus to supply an entire army's ammunition needs.The bullet is a much better idea than a gun. The whole gun thing is kinda gaudy. I also like the "relic" angle of selling fragments to the believers
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Have you tried to drown Jesus? You can't even get the soles of his feet under the waterline.
flip him upside down?
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true american dream
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If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.
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To shreds you say
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It's too early for this shit.
Being that high, I mean.
wake a nd bake bruh
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I would rock the fuck out of a Diamond encrusted gold guillotine.
and i could use it for my cigars! i'd have to start smoking
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What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?
Would baptisms be called “golden showers”?
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I think we might be wearing bows, crossbows, slings, catapults or trebuchets more than a gun if he was shot, considering they had those other things to shoot him with.
wearing a trebuchet on a chain
"Jesus was yeeted for your sins."
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If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its method of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.
A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.
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What if he died by snu snu ?
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Some christians do. There's a fork of the unification church.
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A chair with a lightning bolt through it would honestly be kind of metal.
Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.
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Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.
All of them with their arms on the armrest and making an o-face before every meal would be pretty fun to watch.
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Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.
Don't some Christian sects do that as well?
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What if he died by snu snu ?
Big bronze fanny
