Ask my guinea pig anything, and I will let her crawl on the keyboard to answer.

[tehhund@lemmy.world]

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[propter_hog@hexbear.net]

What is your favorite way to eat hay? Fresh, or pellets?

[serfraser@sopuli.xyz]

Read any good books lately?

[tehhund@lemmy.world]

Bold answer. I respect that.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[doctorwhookah@sh.itjust.works]

Is it traumatizing when there is a naked Irelephant in the room?

[naich@lemmings.world]

What is the nuclear launch code?

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

I put her on the keyboard for this one, but she clicked out of the comment box, tabbed to the share button and hit that walking off. She also pressed the f10 button, which on my thinkpad opens microsoft teams for some reason.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[tootsweet@lemmy.world]

How much pig would a guinea pig guinea if a guinea pig could guinea pigs?

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[doctorwhookah@sh.itjust.works]

Considering the large font, I believe this is guinea pig for “yes”.

[fourpacketsofpeanuts@lemmy.world]

What are the top signs someone's having a stroke?

[tootsweet@lemmy.world]

You're the expert!

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

They haven't seen me naked, so I cannot confirm. Also, I didn't realise lemmy used markdown.

[irelephant@lemm.ee]

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[horikbrun@kbin.earth]

How does it feel to be one of the prime content creators in the fediverse?

[hopesdead@startrek.website]

How do you feel about your species being used as the nomenclature for “test subject”?