A humpback whale briefly swallows kayaker in Chilean Patagonia — and it's all captured on camera

[prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

A whale ain't no "big fish."

[breezy@lemmy.world]

I think it was a few years ago a diver was swallowed and instead of just letting him go, he was spat out 15ft into the air. Way more terrifying.

[hellsbelle@sh.itjust.works]

Whales-R-Us always has great sails.

[ripcord@lemmy.world]

I don't know if you're joking, but I absolutely, 100% would.

[shalafi@lemmy.world]

I'll stick to kayaking fresh water. All I gotta worry about are gators and Florida Man.

[hellsbelle@sh.itjust.works]

I dunno. Imo Florida man and gators kill way more people than humback whales do. I mean the whale just spits you out alive, albeit with big brown stains on your pants.

[jimvandeventer@lemmy.world]

"Wait, you're not plankton."

[probably2high@lemmy.world]

Help me out, best I can come up with is "gargled", and man does that really change the meaning of the headline for me.

[commander@lemmings.world]

Swallow can also mean envelope.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

The whale shits your pants!

Just like Florida Man.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

As a porn actor.

[evil_shrubbery@lemm.ee]

Damn, that pancho hoodie on point

[atzanteol@sh.itjust.works]

Chewed? Masticated? Nibbled? Tasted?