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    The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

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      Granted, but you can never turn back

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      access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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        Speed up or slow down time at will

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        You are also affected.

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          You can't turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.

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          Antarctica here I come!

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            Antarctica here I come!

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            You arrive to desolate and wonderfully silent Antarctica.

            For a time you are alone and happy in your isolation. Soon enough, thoughts start to slowly infiltrate your sleep and later your waking world. You can't understand them. They are weird and very distressing. Over time you are having difficulty thinking clearly. You want to run but you cannot. You want to scream but you cannot for the thoughts are so upsetting. Your days and nights are spent in abject terror as you feel your mind slipping. Your essential nature being pulled away from you. Even more frightening is that you are starting to understand and interpret images, thoughts, and ideas, but they are so... Alien.

            From the aliens.

            The aliens that long ago crashed here on earth. To keep themselves alive they merged themselves with their spacecraft in an unholy combination of life and technology. They have been trapped by time, buried under the ice, waiting. Slowly the machine intelligence has been corrupted, the living minds fractured and the remaining combined intelligence is insane, mavolent, and hungry for new thoughts and ideas. Your mind is but the first. Your arrival has awoken them from a deep slumber. The ice that has kept them from humanity is melting.

            You, (are you a individual any longer?) hunger with them for thoughts that are not your own.

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              The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.

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                The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.

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                They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.

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                  Instant teleportation

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                    Invisibility

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                      I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
                      "I ___, but only when I'm hard."

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                      Can reproduce

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                        Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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                          The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.

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                            I gets 1 trillion USD worth of gold bricks, clear of all legal requirements.

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                              Grow slowly -> walking air cooler

                              Shink rapidly -> Boom

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                              Wouldn't it be more like:
                              Grow slowly -> burn proportional amount of calories
                              Since you would need to get that energy from somewhere

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                                I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

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                                  I can instantly convert roads into corresponding rail transit lines. Highways to heavy rail, city arterials to light rail, sub arterials to grams, and interstates to high speed rail, etc.

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                                    Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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                                      Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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                                      you notice peculiar signs that foretell great calamities but you can never make sense of it

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                                        Liquid metal shape shifting like an organic terminator or metal clayface

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                                        you can never hold a solid shape

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                                          Controlling time to undo mistakes i have done in the past

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