Let's play this game again
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There's an episode of Justice League where Superman goes at it with Darkseid. Supes says that he always has to be careful and that the whole world is like cardboard to him, so this is the first time he can really let go.
So, you can't pick up a coffee cup or touch anyone without worrying about destroying something.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
Also, you aren't invulnerable so if you punch a wall you'll still break your hands.
This is an interesting side effect.
- Every time they sneeze they break multiple bones.
- If you push too hard during pooping you'll blow out your ass and/or cause internal organ damage.
- Chewing could easily crush your teeth and break your jaw
- If a guy, don't even think about masturbation. If you do manage it with the use of a device independent of your super strength, the ejaculation would still shoot out of you like a rail gun, destroying anything in its path and blowing out your penis.
The list can go on and on. That power is a fucking nightmare.
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Ability to make cheese at will.
You are also able to end all wars
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Speed up or slow down time at will
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Shapeshifting
Granted, but you can never turn back
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Shapeshifting (also, yes)
Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.
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Ability to make cheese at will.
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
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Speed up or slow down time at will
Side effect: but, every time you do, it causes you to have an eight-hour-long, extremely intense psychedelic experience.
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Side effect: but, every time you do, it causes you to have an eight-hour-long, extremely intense psychedelic experience.
how come this guy gets to have two superpowers?
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The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
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Granted, but you can never turn back
access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.
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Speed up or slow down time at will
You are also affected.
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You can't turn it off or filter out any thoughts and are lost in a cacophony of thoughts bombarding you every second from evey living thing. Even isolation isnt a relief as the animals and insects asail you with their primitive instinctual thoughts.
Antarctica here I come!
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Antarctica here I come!
You arrive to desolate and wonderfully silent Antarctica.
For a time you are alone and happy in your isolation. Soon enough, thoughts start to slowly infiltrate your sleep and later your waking world. You can't understand them. They are weird and very distressing. Over time you are having difficulty thinking clearly. You want to run but you cannot. You want to scream but you cannot for the thoughts are so upsetting. Your days and nights are spent in abject terror as you feel your mind slipping. Your essential nature being pulled away from you. Even more frightening is that you are starting to understand and interpret images, thoughts, and ideas, but they are so... Alien.
From the aliens.
The aliens that long ago crashed here on earth. To keep themselves alive they merged themselves with their spacecraft in an unholy combination of life and technology. They have been trapped by time, buried under the ice, waiting. Slowly the machine intelligence has been corrupted, the living minds fractured and the remaining combined intelligence is insane, mavolent, and hungry for new thoughts and ideas. Your mind is but the first. Your arrival has awoken them from a deep slumber. The ice that has kept them from humanity is melting.
You, (are you a individual any longer?) hunger with them for thoughts that are not your own.
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The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
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The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.
They are always completely distracted and on their phones the whole time.
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Instant teleportation
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Invisibility
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I'm gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
"I ___, but only when I'm hard."Can reproduce
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Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I'd like to be able to ignore what's happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
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The ability to control all matter at the subatomic level.
