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Let's play this game again

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    Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

    Ok, my superpower is ... Autism!

    Edit: The answers were even better than i expected! Thank you all 😄

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    Everyone calls you rainman

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      ability to make people say/do what you want them to

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      But its mechanism requires a deep understanding of your target and makes you empathetic to their needs and desires. Ultimately, you are just really good at reading people and empowering them to stand up for themselves.

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        Shapeshifting

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        You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don't have a detailed enough reference

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        • O [email protected]

          The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule, with no cancelations.

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          Everyone wants to play in your games

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            You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don't have a detailed enough reference

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            A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

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            • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

              Teleportation

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              Anywhere you haven't been is an imaginary place

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                Ability to make cheese at will.

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                As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing means to an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.

                The combined belief of billions of cows grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them, you will become more powerful. And if you don't, you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.

                Either way, the dairy lobbies aren't happy and assassins are after you.

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                  You are also able to end all wars

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                  And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.

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                  • wizard_pope@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                    Just gimme photographic memory.

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                    Your eyes make a camera shutter noise every time you make a new memory.

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                      I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                        I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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                        It has to be excreted from your tear ducts.

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                          You arrive to desolate and wonderfully silent Antarctica.

                          For a time you are alone and happy in your isolation. Soon enough, thoughts start to slowly infiltrate your sleep and later your waking world. You can't understand them. They are weird and very distressing. Over time you are having difficulty thinking clearly. You want to run but you cannot. You want to scream but you cannot for the thoughts are so upsetting. Your days and nights are spent in abject terror as you feel your mind slipping. Your essential nature being pulled away from you. Even more frightening is that you are starting to understand and interpret images, thoughts, and ideas, but they are so... Alien.

                          From the aliens.

                          The aliens that long ago crashed here on earth. To keep themselves alive they merged themselves with their spacecraft in an unholy combination of life and technology. They have been trapped by time, buried under the ice, waiting. Slowly the machine intelligence has been corrupted, the living minds fractured and the remaining combined intelligence is insane, mavolent, and hungry for new thoughts and ideas. Your mind is but the first. Your arrival has awoken them from a deep slumber. The ice that has kept them from humanity is melting.

                          You, (are you a individual any longer?) hunger with them for thoughts that are not your own.

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                          Unholy union is as unholy union does. The machine elves have woken up, and they want to fuck.

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                          • quill7513@slrpnk.netQ [email protected]

                            you're also an addict

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                            So just the comic version lol.

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                              Real life Ctrl+Z

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                                impeccable social skills

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                                It's ONLY great social skills with birds. BTW, I'd enjoy this one still.

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                                  Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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                                  You still get sleep paralysis without notice.

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                                    You die, but your friends and family all live 20% longer and forget about your existence

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                                    Wow that's a good one that I don't even want to answer for my own moral safety

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                                    • watson387@sopuli.xyzW [email protected]

                                      Your morphing options only include a small child, an ant or a giant pink dildo.

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                                      How much fun would it be though to be able to sneak into places as an ant to then transform into a giant pink dildo or random child, for just a few seconds at just the right time to cause maximum impact, and then transform back into an ant for a clean get away.

                                      Politics would be forever changed if I had this power.

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                                        Real life Ctrl+Z

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                                        you can only undo one millisecond at a time

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                                          The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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                                          Found the Haskell programmer

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