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  • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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    Some people think, "oh this witch leaving a note means she's really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb." It's not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

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    • blackout@fedia.ioB [email protected]

      I am nut not robber

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      If you're touching another's rhubarb you should not rubber rob her.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

        sorry, the word rhubarb,, in my brain, now links directly to

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

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        I've only seen the spoken version of this

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

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        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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          The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

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          • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

            You misunderstand. Phil's abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

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              Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
              Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
              Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

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              Fucking thank you

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

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                    He's doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.

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                    It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

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                      Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
                      Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
                      Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

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                      I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        Wars have been fought for less Phil.

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                          It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

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                          We make rhubarb cake using one from our garden. It's delicious.

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                            For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably

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