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  • jaymesrs@literature.cafeJ [email protected]

    Seems a little Rude, Barb to hoard your rhubarb.

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    Barbara

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    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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      Some people think, "oh this witch leaving a note means she's really powerless and I can keep taking the rhubarb." It's not going to be so awesome when she forecloses on his first-born.

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      • blackout@fedia.ioB [email protected]

        I am nut not robber

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        If you're touching another's rhubarb you should not rubber rob her.

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        • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

          sorry, the word rhubarb,, in my brain, now links directly to

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYkBf0dbs5I

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          I've only seen the spoken version of this

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFoyspFAKnM

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            The best rhubarb grows in sheds in the Rhubarb Triangle.

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            • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

              You misunderstand. Phil's abilities and agency are not in question. Phil can read. Phil chooses not to.

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                Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
                Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
                Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

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                Fucking thank you

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  https://youtu.be/SDKuWphUaWI

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                    The person behind the camera is Phil, outraged. “I can’t believe what I’m being accused of,” as he’s holding the bag he stores stolen rhubarb in.

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                      He's doing them a favor. Rhubarb be nasty.

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                      It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

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                      • I [email protected]

                        Just because he's a rabbit he can't read?
                        Actually Phil has a masters in english litterature
                        Let's leave those specieist stereotypes at the door please

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                        I went to an all rabbit university. It was rough.

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                          Wars have been fought for less Phil.

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                            It is. People think they like rhubarb, but they actually like rhubarb-strawberry flavored sugar.

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                            We make rhubarb cake using one from our garden. It's delicious.

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                            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                              For Punxsutawney Phil, presumably

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