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[kinther@lemmy.world]

Choking on my own spit - coughing until I break a rib or a blood vessel

[52fighters@lemmy.sdf.org]

1. Cancer
2. Stroke
3. Aneurism

Suicide shows up far too often. Y'all need help!

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Based on trending, me too.

Also, terminal 'mild cough'.

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

Psst. The group most likely to kill themselves has little to no advocacy. Go see!

[flashmobofone@lemmy.world]

Probably heart attack.

I'm physically active and in good shape, but it's genetic.

[mavu@discuss.tchncs.de]

some preventable illness that was accelerated or induced by stress.

Like most autistic people.

[airportline@lemm.ee]

Old age

[lightsong@lemmy.world]

Either cancer or car accident.

[zenith@lemm.ee]

Organ rejection/degradation probably

[zenith@lemm.ee]

lol I’ve done both, neither of those things will kill you

[softestsapphic@lemmy.world]

Whenever the government decides they want to try to send me to El Salvador.

[victorz@lemmy.world]

Thinking the same thing.

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

Butt too small

[slazer2au@lemmy.world]

Problem is if you work in IT long enough you aren't mild mannered anymore because of how dumb people are and how no one listens to you.

[noel_skum@sh.itjust.works]

Me and my life choices.

[regdog@lemmy.world]

Killed in 2050 by my own housework robot, which has been hacked by chinese criminals, in a failed attempt to steal all my pixel coins.

[shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee]

Hate crime.

[kissaki@feddit.org]

Heart Attack or suicide. My mother and her father died from heart issues, not late in their lives.

[remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world]

I would also read a book about an IT expert that curses under their breath frequently.

[etherwhack@lemmy.world]

TBF a lot of people who are bed-ridden by any of your three answers have a higher frequency of ending it from an OD of their pain meds, especially if they're terminal.