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[bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social]

Suicide is possible for me but i am in a much better place then i use to be so i may have avoided that at least for now.

I drive a lot for work so hit by a car or accidentally murdered by some trigger happy moron who forgot they ordered food are both fairly likely

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

For profit healthcare. Not a direct cause most likely, but indirectly by shaving years off of my life in pursuit of profits due to denying care.

[bonifratz@lemm.ee]

Your list is pretty wild. If you're serious about #2, please talk to a mental health professional if you haven't done so yet. And if you seriously put #4 ahead of, like, cancer or infectious diseases, you should definitely consider leaving for another country.

As for me, I live a relatively normal life in a relatively peaceful environment. I'd put my money on cancer.

[none_dc@lemmy.world]

If I don't die of old age surrounded by my loved ones, I will probably die by firing squad.

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

Gas station pizza roll? Respect.

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

Fingers crossed for a bear!

[bezier@suppo.fi]

Possibly the terminal velocity anvil above my

[entwine413@lemm.ee]

Melanoma. I've already had like a dozen pre-cancerous moles removed.

[misterneon@lemmy.world]

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

[iamthetot@sh.itjust.works]

Suicide is your #2? Murdered specifically by a family member is higher than cancer?

Mate, do you need to talk?

[gerudo@lemm.ee]

I think I got the cancer punch card. Both paternal grandparents, and my dad (unsure about Mom, not in the picture) had cancer. Lost both grandparents and dad is currently undergoing treatment.

Yay.

[motor_spirit@lemmy.world]

some prick in an oversized truck

[kescusay@lemmy.world]

Dude... Go get screened for heart problems right away. You know you have a high likelihood of issues with your heart, so if you tackle them now instead of when they become serious, you up your odds of outliving your grandparents considerably.

[simple@lemm.ee]

I'll probably slip on a banana peel right down the stairs

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

i don't know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti

[suck_on_my_presence@lemmy.world]

• Heart/Lung failure (I have a nasty condition)
• Car Accident
• Lung transplant gone wrong
• Cancer
• Freak accident

Maybe the freak accident will be like some final destination crazy thing. Like I'll get smushed by a piano falling from a building, or I'll be attacked by an eagle and it'll cut the jugular. Maybe air force one will be shot down and land on my apartment sorta Donnie Darko style. Hahahaha

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

I got checked a few years ago, have calcium build up in an artery, but other than that my heart was healthy. Thanks for looking out, I appreciate it.

[noerknhar@feddit.org]

Flipping off the wrong guy. I'm almost sure.

[slazer2au@lemmy.world]

Na, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn't do much.

[proudblond@lemmy.world]

All of my aunts and uncles on one side have had it, including my dad. Various types. Just found out my cousin also has it so that kind of wiped out my slim hope that they had been exposed to something environmental instead of it being genetic.