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Definitely self inflicted, possibly physician assisted, family has a history of degenerative neural diseases and I'm not gonna go out that way
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Exsanguination by an unusually sharp pizza roll.
"He died how he lived." They'll say.
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- Suicide by soft hanging
- Cancer (family is loaded with it)
- Stroke (genetic predisposition)
- Some form of political violence / civil war
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My heart. All of my grand parents and other close family have died 30's - 40's from heart failure. My brother was 3 weeks ago in the ER because of his heart. He's 38.
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Trying to pet something I shouldn't.
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Suicide is possible for me but i am in a much better place then i use to be so i may have avoided that at least for now.
I drive a lot for work so hit by a car or accidentally murdered by some trigger happy moron who forgot they ordered food are both fairly likely
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For profit healthcare. Not a direct cause most likely, but indirectly by shaving years off of my life in pursuit of profits due to denying care.
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Your list is pretty wild. If you're serious about #2, please talk to a mental health professional if you haven't done so yet. And if you seriously put #4 ahead of, like, cancer or infectious diseases, you should definitely consider leaving for another country.
As for me, I live a relatively normal life in a relatively peaceful environment. I'd put my money on cancer.
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If I don't die of old age surrounded by my loved ones, I will probably die by firing squad.
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Exsanguination by an unusually sharp pizza roll.
"He died how he lived." They'll say.
Gas station pizza roll? Respect.
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I cycle and hike quite a bit, so probably a car
Fingers crossed for a bear!
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Possibly the terminal velocity anvil above my
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Melanoma. I've already had like a dozen pre-cancerous moles removed.
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- Cancer.
- Heart related disease.
- Exposure to the elements.
- Shot randomly (American).
- Hit by vehicle.
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Suicide is your #2? Murdered specifically by a family member is higher than cancer?
Mate, do you need to talk?
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I think I got the cancer punch card. Both paternal grandparents, and my dad (unsure about Mom, not in the picture) had cancer. Lost both grandparents and dad is currently undergoing treatment.
Yay.
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some prick in an oversized truck
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My heart. All of my grand parents and other close family have died 30's - 40's from heart failure. My brother was 3 weeks ago in the ER because of his heart. He's 38.
Dude... Go get screened for heart problems right away. You know you have a high likelihood of issues with your heart, so if you tackle them now instead of when they become serious, you up your odds of outliving your grandparents considerably.
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I'll probably slip on a banana peel right down the stairs
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i don't know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti
