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[zak@lemmy.world]

Trying to pet something I shouldn't.

[bluegreenwookie@bookwormstory.social]

Suicide is possible for me but i am in a much better place then i use to be so i may have avoided that at least for now.

I drive a lot for work so hit by a car or accidentally murdered by some trigger happy moron who forgot they ordered food are both fairly likely

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

For profit healthcare. Not a direct cause most likely, but indirectly by shaving years off of my life in pursuit of profits due to denying care.

[bonifratz@lemm.ee]

Your list is pretty wild. If you're serious about #2, please talk to a mental health professional if you haven't done so yet. And if you seriously put #4 ahead of, like, cancer or infectious diseases, you should definitely consider leaving for another country.

As for me, I live a relatively normal life in a relatively peaceful environment. I'd put my money on cancer.

[none_dc@lemmy.world]

If I don't die of old age surrounded by my loved ones, I will probably die by firing squad.

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

Gas station pizza roll? Respect.

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

Fingers crossed for a bear!

[bezier@suppo.fi]

Possibly the terminal velocity anvil above my

[entwine413@lemm.ee]

Melanoma. I've already had like a dozen pre-cancerous moles removed.

[misterneon@lemmy.world]

1. Cancer.
2. Heart related disease.
3. Exposure to the elements.
4. Shot randomly (American).
5. Hit by vehicle.

[iamthetot@sh.itjust.works]

Suicide is your #2? Murdered specifically by a family member is higher than cancer?

Mate, do you need to talk?

[gerudo@lemm.ee]

I think I got the cancer punch card. Both paternal grandparents, and my dad (unsure about Mom, not in the picture) had cancer. Lost both grandparents and dad is currently undergoing treatment.

Yay.

[motor_spirit@lemmy.world]

some prick in an oversized truck

[kescusay@lemmy.world]

Dude... Go get screened for heart problems right away. You know you have a high likelihood of issues with your heart, so if you tackle them now instead of when they become serious, you up your odds of outliving your grandparents considerably.

[simple@lemm.ee]

I'll probably slip on a banana peel right down the stairs

[stinky@redlemmy.com]

i don't know but at my funeral i want to be fired out of a cannon with confetti

[suck_on_my_presence@lemmy.world]

• Heart/Lung failure (I have a nasty condition)
• Car Accident
• Lung transplant gone wrong
• Cancer
• Freak accident

Maybe the freak accident will be like some final destination crazy thing. Like I'll get smushed by a piano falling from a building, or I'll be attacked by an eagle and it'll cut the jugular. Maybe air force one will be shot down and land on my apartment sorta Donnie Darko style. Hahahaha

[sassyramen@lemmy.world]

I got checked a few years ago, have calcium build up in an artery, but other than that my heart was healthy. Thanks for looking out, I appreciate it.

[noerknhar@feddit.org]

Flipping off the wrong guy. I'm almost sure.

[slazer2au@lemmy.world]

Na, already been zapped at 240v mains voltage didn't do much.