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  • F [email protected]

    Yeah, I guess things would really suck for the person that only has 1 window too.

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    Might be that the only one that gets any fresh air into their office is the one closest to the smoker.

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    • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

      If your lungs are making that much noise you might have a medical condition that you should go get checked out, lungs aren't supposed to be that noisy.

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      It was clearly a figure of speech

      Reading comprehension is one of the first things to go with acute lack of oxygen

      Should check that out with doctor, just saying

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      • rickyrigatoni@lemm.eeR [email protected]

        I can't hear you over my 100% lung capacity. I am breathing so good right now. You wouldn't even believe.

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        This guy BREATHS

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          Womens choice of clothing doesnt excuse predators, but it still puts many in a tough situation by tempting them (not voluntarily but for them its a temptation).

          It is voluntary. Being a creep is a learned behavior and can be unlearned. I'll admit it's systemic but it's our(M/Society) responsibility to change that.

          Which is in no way saying the women are at fault but unwanted outcomes can be avoided by their chioce.

          The sentence part after "but" is in direct conflict with thee first.

          So you could live your life making sure others arent influenced in a negative way by your behavior or you could go to the limits of yoir freedom disregarding any consequences for others as long as youre on the legal side. The answer should be somewhere in the middle of the two extremes, but who can say where exactly. (I mean many do pretend they know, but its obviously subjective)

          This should have been a separate paragraph, it's a different idea even if in context. This still let's predators off the hook by assuming their motivations and behavior are "natural" or "innate" in a way that can't change. The one thing humans do well is learn. It's one of our few evolutionary advantages. The "limits of your freedom" don't have to include predatory behavior if you don't identify it as part to your autonomy or self.

          E: pedantism, see strikethrough

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          It is voluntary. Being a creep is a learned behavior and can be unlearned. I'll admit it's systemic but it's our(M/Society) responsibility to change that.

          Definitely

          The sentence part after "but" is in direct conflict with thee first.

          I dont think it is. You can avoid being shot on the street by not leaving your house. The blame lies with the shooter but you could avoid it if that was your goal.

          This should have been a separate paragraph, it's a different idea even if in context. This still let's predators off the hook by assuming their motivations and behavior are "natural" or "innate" in a way that can't change.

          Thats not what Im saying at all and I dont think my comment made it sound like that. Im 100% convinced that predators are at fault and should be the ones being punished. Maybe my comment was unclear, Im not a native speaker.

          The one thing humans do well is learn. It's one of our few evolutionary advantages. The "limits of your freedom" don't have to include predatory behavior if you don't identify it as part to your autonomy or self.

          Not sure what you mean exactly but I wasnt talking about predators' freedom.

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          • B [email protected]

            Not everyone has decent ventilation.

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            Specially this guy

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              Would you like me to analyze your ethical decisions and judge you publicly? I am certain we can find some unethical behaviors that you partake in every day that hurt the environment and the people around you. I don’t have time in my day. It’s just a really weird thing to pick out and have a moral battle with. It’s a personal choice. It’s an addiction. There’s plenty of bad people out there. The cigarette smokers are not trying to hurt you intentionally.

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              Would you like me to analyze your ethical decisions and judge you publicly? I am certain we can find some unethical behaviors that you partake in every day that hurt the environment and the people around you.

              I know there is and it is perfectly valid to judge me for those things, just like I am judging others for their hurtful choices. Im not saying all smokers are bad people per se, like I said I know a lot of them and thats a part of them I dont like just like there are parts of me they dont like.

              It’s just a really weird thing to pick out and have a moral battle with. It’s a personal choice. It’s an addiction. There’s plenty of bad people out there.

              That is some major whataboutism and Im pretty sure you know that.

              The cigarette smokers are not trying to hurt you intentionally.

              I know but that doesnt really make it better. People driving huge trucks everywhere dont do it just to pollute the environment or hit kids, but its still horrible on a greater scale.

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                It was clearly a figure of speech

                Reading comprehension is one of the first things to go with acute lack of oxygen

                Should check that out with doctor, just saying

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                Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

                You sound like you need a cigarette.

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                • M [email protected]

                  It was the primary nail in my mother's coffin and her mother's coffin too.

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                  Knowing that addictive tendencies are hereditary, I hope you are OK & continue to be OK.

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                  • Z [email protected]

                    There's still hope. I still chain vape, but the amount of nicotine I use is but a whisper. It's entirely a routine at this point. I'm figuring out positive actions I can do whenever I feel the need to suck on my robot dick.

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                    Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:

                    The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.

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                      Montezuma’s revenge

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                        As a tobacco fiend I couldn't ever get into smoking cigs. The only time in my life I've smoked consistently was when I was extra depressed and trying to microdose suicide. Guess I'm lucky

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                          This seems to ignore the important facts that smoking is A.) Cool and B.) Sexy.

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                            Asexual non smoker here. I have bad news for you:

                            The urge of sucking robot dick is truly universal and inevitable.

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                            I'm hoping we make First Contact soon so I can make a healthy transition from Robot Dick to Alien Dick.

                            Sorry, that's insensitive.

                            Xenophallus.

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                              Gotta taper the nicotine down, even if you vape like a chimney out of habit, that way when you do try a cigarette again the nicotine is overpowering and gross

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                              True! I was out of my element last year and ran out of juice due to poor planning. Resorted to sharing a smoke and felt like garbage for the next two days.

                              I do still miss the smell, though. Probably just nostalgia from feeling like a Cool Guy for the first time in my life choking down a Camel unfiltered behind the 7-11.

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                                Dutch tobacco? the whacky kind?

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                                Halfsvere Shag. Finely shredded rolling tobacco like Drum or Ball Shag. I rolled my own smokes before I quit. The aroma, in my opinion, is dreamy, especially compared to American cigarettes.

                                If Bali Shag released incense sticks, I'd seriously consider purchasing them.

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                                • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                  You're both being pretty shitty guests, please just leave my daughter's birthday party.

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                                  You're going to have to call the police, buddy.

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                                  • dumbass@leminal.spaceD [email protected]

                                    Take a deep breath, it was just a joke.

                                    You sound like you need a cigarette.

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                                    Talking about taking deep breaths...

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      I smoked from the time I was 15, until I was 33. I got a prescription for something called Chantix that worked really well for me to quit permanently.

                                      It worked well for a few people I knew, but one guy said it made him really depressed / suicidal.

                                      Chantix isn’t available anymore because of something that was in it that might cause cancer, but there’s a generic form of it called varenicline that may or may not be available in your country. Ask your doctor maybe if there’s a pill that will help you quit.

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                                      This reads like a Pharma advert.

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                                        Yes, smoking takes years off your life.

                                        But they're the years at the end....

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                                          I stopped smoking a while ago now.. but boy do I miss it sometimes lol.

                                          Don't smoke kids.

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