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    I don't think that will work, but hopefully they raise income taxes so I at least take home a bit more cash each month.

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    Valid response if you're an oligarch

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      Valid response if you're an oligarch

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      Everyone is these days

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        Wait... Does someone want to buy iPhone not ironically? 🤣 Sorry, but I will keep in LOL status for 2 hours more

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        • linchiao@lemm.eeL [email protected]

          Wait... Does someone want to buy iPhone not ironically? 🤣 Sorry, but I will keep in LOL status for 2 hours more

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          Apologies for the very personal question, but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

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            Apologies for the very personal question, but were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

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            by two, don't forget the partner

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            • P [email protected]

              Everyone is these days

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              Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

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              • A [email protected]

                I don't think that will work, but hopefully they raise income taxes so I at least take home a bit more cash each month.

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                I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

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                • F [email protected]

                  snort

                  That was genuinely funny.

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                  Cooo, cooo, cooo

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                    This is just painful.

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                    At least my all-American Dodge Ram truck will be cheaper, because it's definitely not made from parts manufactured in Mexico by a European corporation.

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                      No, they were most certainly not homeschooled by a pigeon. Pigeons have brains and can learn things. They were homeschooled by a bag of wet bags.

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                      • R [email protected]

                        I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

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                        I'd hope and pray my employer lowers my salary so much I can be in a lower tax bracket. Than I can go on welfare which pays for all my necessities and is a solid flawless system I can live off of for the rest of my life.

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                        • linchiao@lemm.eeL [email protected]

                          by two, don't forget the partner

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                          Gotta admit, nice comeback

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                            At least my all-American Dodge Ram truck will be cheaper, because it's definitely not made from parts manufactured in Mexico by a European corporation.

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                            Stelantis? I thought that was a lost city under the ocean.

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                              "I hope Nordic people can swim"...

                              Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?

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                                "I hope Nordic people can swim"...

                                Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?

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                                When I went to core school (mandatory for ages 6 through 15) swimming was a required subject. We swam in one of many tax funded swimming halls in the area.

                                Edit: I'm from Sweden, same as Greta although a fair bit older

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                                  Point out on the pigeon where it is painful.

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                                  • R [email protected]

                                    I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

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                                    I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house

                                    🤔

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                                      Stelantis? I thought that was a lost city under the ocean.

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                                      No, I think you might be confusing it with Atlanta.

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                                        No, I think you might be confusing it with Atlanta.

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                                        No, I thing you might be confusing it with Tampa.

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          No, I thing you might be confusing it with Tampa.

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                                          Maybe you're thinking of a person or thing that packs down tightly by a succession of blows or taps?

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