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    I don't think that will work, but hopefully they raise income taxes so I at least take home a bit more cash each month.

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    I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

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      snort

      That was genuinely funny.

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      Cooo, cooo, cooo

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        This is just painful.

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        At least my all-American Dodge Ram truck will be cheaper, because it's definitely not made from parts manufactured in Mexico by a European corporation.

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          No, they were most certainly not homeschooled by a pigeon. Pigeons have brains and can learn things. They were homeschooled by a bag of wet bags.

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          • R [email protected]

            I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

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            I'd hope and pray my employer lowers my salary so much I can be in a lower tax bracket. Than I can go on welfare which pays for all my necessities and is a solid flawless system I can live off of for the rest of my life.

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            • linchiao@lemm.eeL [email protected]

              by two, don't forget the partner

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              Gotta admit, nice comeback

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                At least my all-American Dodge Ram truck will be cheaper, because it's definitely not made from parts manufactured in Mexico by a European corporation.

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                Stelantis? I thought that was a lost city under the ocean.

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                  "I hope Nordic people can swim"...

                  Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?

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                    "I hope Nordic people can swim"...

                    Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?

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                    When I went to core school (mandatory for ages 6 through 15) swimming was a required subject. We swam in one of many tax funded swimming halls in the area.

                    Edit: I'm from Sweden, same as Greta although a fair bit older

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                      Point out on the pigeon where it is painful.

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                      • R [email protected]

                        I'm not so sure that's going far enough. I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house and more groceries. Still, my employer would probably just raise my wages, effectively putting me all the way back where I started.

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                        I'd be on board if they raised property and sales taxes so I could afford a bigger house

                        πŸ€”

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                          Stelantis? I thought that was a lost city under the ocean.

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                          No, I think you might be confusing it with Atlanta.

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                            No, I think you might be confusing it with Atlanta.

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                            No, I thing you might be confusing it with Tampa.

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                            • F [email protected]

                              No, I thing you might be confusing it with Tampa.

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                              Maybe you're thinking of a person or thing that packs down tightly by a succession of blows or taps?

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                                When I went to core school (mandatory for ages 6 through 15) swimming was a required subject. We swam in one of many tax funded swimming halls in the area.

                                Edit: I'm from Sweden, same as Greta although a fair bit older

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                                Yeah same, there are like 0% of swedes that can't swim if it's physically possible.

                                I was actually a bit shocked when I moved more south in Europe that there were people who couldn't swim (or ride a bicycle).

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                                  Those things Taco always talks about but clearly doesn't understand anything about them and is scared of

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                                  At least I'm hearing way less 4D chess / "he has a reason" nowadays or are my filters working better?

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                                    Yeah same, there are like 0% of swedes that can't swim if it's physically possible.

                                    I was actually a bit shocked when I moved more south in Europe that there were people who couldn't swim (or ride a bicycle).

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                                    I can swim like a bicycle πŸ˜…

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                                      "I hope Nordic people can swim"...

                                      Graham, we used to have an empire that was complete naval. Wtf you thought?

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                                      I know exactly the context for this comment but at least as far as I can see it's under this post.

                                      Weird. Lemmy bug maybe?

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                                        "But the felon rapist conman told me so!!!"

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                                          They aren't wrong. Tariffs could help bring the upcoming Samsung A17 to $1000-1200.

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