The Job
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It's a useless fiction for hiring, but highly effective for getting money from the dumber investors.
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It's called Jenkins/Hudson
wrote on last edited by [email protected]I'm guessing that was bait, lol.
Edit: Wait, was the logo similar? It was before my time.
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I'm guessing that was bait, lol.
Edit: Wait, was the logo similar? It was before my time.
Our Jenkins is hosted at the DNS Hudson.
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Our Jenkins is hosted at the DNS Hudson.
I thought you typed Jeeves instead of Jenkins via auto correct but I guess I just didn't get it.Not OP, but good to know.
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Hey, do I work for you?
The project itself is very boring. This is why I sprinkle in fun stuff on top of the project that devs will get to do once the boring part is done.
But oh no! We had just enough time to finish the "boring part" and no time for "the rest of the project", darn it!
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Hey, do I work for you?
You do now!
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Learn bash. Learn jenkins. You'll thank me later
In a great place, the python symbol would be on both sides too. All the other ones are best just left.
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I mean, just because they post an ad for a rocket surgeon doesn't mean they find one. At least in the US, compsci professionals do not have any trouble finding work.
I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.
There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.
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Thank you. Not super techie and just needed the meme explained.
And btw… sounds like damn good work if you can get it.
Until it's really unfulfilling.
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I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.
There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.
If you’re in engineering, be an ml engineer or live in a hub is what it is
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I'd really prefer to maintain the crap Jenkins server we were using, but noooo some dipshit higher up got his cock sucked by some M$ exec so it's github actions now 'cos the cloud will save the world.
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I'd really prefer to maintain the crap Jenkins server we were using, but noooo some dipshit higher up got his cock sucked by some M$ exec so it's github actions now 'cos the cloud will save the world.
I would love to use GH Actions instead tbh or woodpecker
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Until it's really unfulfilling.
Scotty, the Scottster, making copies…
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Feedback when you don't get the job: "They need someone who can be up to speed right away, and they thought your Grafana might be a little light."
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A friend of mine was applying for a job where they required "at least 5 years knowledge with Angular version X.Y.Z" (can't remember the exact version, but they asked for all three numbers).
He said "I've got 7 years of knowledge with version X-2 to X+2".
The HR person was like "But you don't have 5 years of knowledge with version X.Y.Z, so you don't fit for the job".
The real fun part was that version X.Y.Z had only been out for two years at that time.
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I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.
There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.
You're the first I've heard say that in a long time.
In the rest of the world, even the West, the picture is more dire. Americans tend to avoid hiring non-Americans, and had early mover advantage on computers and the internet.
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A friend of mine was applying for a job where they required "at least 5 years knowledge with Angular version X.Y.Z" (can't remember the exact version, but they asked for all three numbers).
He said "I've got 7 years of knowledge with version X-2 to X+2".
The HR person was like "But you don't have 5 years of knowledge with version X.Y.Z, so you don't fit for the job".
The real fun part was that version X.Y.Z had only been out for two years at that time.
Bogus job description because no-one was actually needed but the budget must be kept?
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I’ve been looking for 8 months… I’ve applied for over 100 positions and had one first round interview.
There is definitely trouble in the CS job market right now. I spoke to a recruiter who had no new jobs on their desk in two months.
The absolut balloon of graduates isnt helping.
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It's called Jenkins/Hudson
Hudson, now there is a name I haven't heard in a very long time.
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Ah, I remember ops people talking about "Jankins"
This describes how most people have it deployed, yes.
It gets real fun when you have custom Java plugins, Groovy script, BASH script, Windows runners, and Linux runners, all in play at the same time. Much of which is held together with hopes, dreams, and unicorn farts, willed into existence by wizards that haven't worked there in over seven years. If upper management could even comprehend the level of deferred maintenance and haphazard software hackery that birthed this electronic Gordian knot, this unholy union of decrepit software and company policy, they wouldn't sleep. Ever.
